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Jews Be Like Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, cultural misconceptions, discrimination, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish food, Jewish history, Jewish humor, Jewish identity, Jewish people, Jewish stereotypes, jewish traditions, Jews, Kosher, Minecraft, prejudice, Religion, religious beliefs, smp, Stereotypes, water contamination

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	New Chunks Explored:	837940
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Rumor has it that there’s something unkosher in the water, and we’re not talking about fish. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who love to pull pranks on each other. From exploding chickens to secret underground lairs, you never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious creatures that lurk in the shadows. Some say they’re friendly, others say they’re out for blood. Either way, it’s sure to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like spleef tournaments, build battles, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters – you never know when they might strike next!

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

anti-Zionism, antisemitism, Bigotry, chosen people, Conversion, CRAZE, ethnic cleansing, ethnic identity, Genocide, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust denial, intolerance, Israel, Jewish, Kosher, Larping, Minecraft, Poland, racism, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, Sin

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	9731
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

TurkeyTales Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Celiac’s, Communication, Cooking, Dino nuggets, family drama, Family Reunion, Fish, Ham, Keto, Kosher, Maturity, menu planning, Minecraft, Oscar Meyer, picky eaters, Server, smoker, Thanksgiving, turkey, TurkeyTales, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family Thanksgiving dinner with 53 people? Look no further! Our server is like trying to plan a menu for a family with every dietary restriction under the sun – from kosher to keto to vegan, we’ve got it all!

Join us and experience the drama of trying to please everyone, just like dealing with that one picky kid who only eats dino nuggets. And if you’re a turkey lover, don’t worry – we’ve got a special surprise for you, courtesy of our very own BIL who will be cooking a turkey just for you!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a family argument over who gets the last piece of pie, come join us! Just be prepared for some passive-aggressive texts and maybe even a call from your mom telling you to be more mature. It’s all part of the fun on our server – are you ready to join the madness?

KosherCraft Minecraft Server

assault, avoids prison, court decision, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Golders Green, Jewish community, Justice, knife attacker, Kosher, KosherCraft, Legal System, London, Minecraft, prosecution, Public Safety, sentencing, Server, supermarket, uk, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

MatzahCraft: Where kids are not meat shields, but creepers are!

Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Beliefs, Community, CREEPERS, customs, family, Hanukkah, heritage, History, Identity, Jewish culture, Kids, Kosher, MatzahCraft, meat, meat shields, passover, Religion, Rituals, shields, synagogue, Torah, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player try to use kids as meat shields in a PvP battle – talk about thinking outside the block!

But that’s not all – our server is a melting pot of Jewish culture, where you can build your own synagogue, celebrate Hanukkah with exploding dreidels, and even ride on a matzah-powered roller coaster. Who knew Minecraft could be so kosher?

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging flying latkes, or team up with your friends to defeat a giant golem made entirely of gefilte fish? Come join the fun and experience Jewish culture in a whole new way – just watch out for those sneaky kids trying to use you as a meat shield!

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server: Where Blocks are Kosher and Creepers are Shalom

America, American expansionism, anti-America, anti-Jew, anti-White, blm, blocks, China, civil war, CraftyJewels, CREEPERS, destabilizing efforts, disinfo, foreign-backed, hamas attack, iran, Israel, Kosher, Maoist-themed, Minecraft, power, PROTESTS, russia, Server, Shalom, Ukraine, ww3

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Votes:	1994	Animals Bred:	89
Enchantments Applied:	160	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner rebel and fight against the powers that be? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to take down the establishment in the most hilarious way possible. We’re not anti-Jew, we’re not anti-White, we’re just anti-America (and maybe a little anti-establishment too).

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting for your survival against the forces of evil (or at least, the forces of power-hungry players). Whether you hate America, Israel, or just love causing chaos, this is the place for you.

Join us now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start your own Maoist-themed foreign backed Civil War – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Farms Harvested:	823
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	394
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mines Excavated:	4420
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	611216
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Star Shards Collected:	147
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	72	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Farms Harvested:	652
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	186	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9331	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Animals Bred:	41
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	673750
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?