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SMP: CreeperLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1212	Ores Mined:	1037
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!”

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6898
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!

BankofCraft19

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

come join our minecraft server where the central bank is run by a bunch of russian bears who raise rates to 19% every time someone tries to build a house out of inflation ticks. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of excitement! plus, where else can you say you’ve been part of a virtual economy run by bears? join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a bear yourself. who knows, anything is possible in this crazy server!

Baby Brain Emo Gear

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!

What is the IP for Thort ChomReang ថតចម្រៀង Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ores Mined:	4508	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Thort ChomReang is a Cambodian singer known for his unique vocal style and charismatic stage presence. With a passion for traditional Cambodian music, he has gained a strong following both in his home country and internationally. Thort ChomReang continues to delight audiences with his powerful performances and innovative approach to blending modern and traditional Cambodian music styles.

What are Minecraft servers like Eternals ?

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Votes:	397	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Some Minecraft servers similar to Eternals include:

1. DivineWoods: This server offers a custom survival experience with unique features such as custom biomes, dungeons, and quests. Players can also enjoy a friendly community and regular events.

2. MagmaMC: MagmaMC is a Spanish-speaking server known for its custom features and immersive gameplay. With features like jobs, economy, and custom items, players can enjoy a one-of-a-kind experience similar to Eternals.

3. SkyRealms: A server focused on skyblock gameplay, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional survival experience. Players can team up with friends, complete challenges, and build their own floating islands in the sky.

4. ArkhamNetwork: This server offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with unique features like custom enchants and player-run economies. With frequent updates and a dedicated community, players can enjoy a similar experience to Eternals on ArkhamNetwork.

Whether you’re looking for a custom survival experience, skyblock gameplay, or unique features like superpowers and custom items, these Minecraft servers offer comparable experiences to Eternals. Join one today and discover a new favorite server to call home.

mc.eternals.top

SlimeCrew

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, new features, Server, SlimeCrew, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	227
Crops Grown:	2848	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchantments Applied:	274
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft experience that combines classic vanilla gameplay with exciting new features?

mc.slimecrew.org

Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1122	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.