| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9865 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5478 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7943 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 25081 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7286 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | New Chunks Explored: | 583899 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 175 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1502 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5717 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8355 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 317 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 60 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:
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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5190 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 993816 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4460 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3113 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9173 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2943 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6203 | Farms Harvested: | 653 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
