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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3591 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!
But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!
