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KimJongCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND TROOPS TO YOUR HOUSE TOO. WE HAVE A SECRET ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA IS SHOOK. OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN KIM JONG-UN PLAYS ON IT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE DEALING WITH WORLD POLITICS IN YOUR BACKYARD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, WE PROMISE IT’LL BE MORE EXCITING THAN A NORTH KOREAN INVASION. -
KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare
lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time. -
FrontLineDropOuts
come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server! -
CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.
With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!
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KurskCraft: No More Troops!
come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean troops are withdrawing from the kursk front after getting wrecked by a bunch of noobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. build your own empire and rule over the land with an iron fist, or maybe just chill and make some pixel art. either way, you won’t be bored on this server. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a secret portal to the nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and ghasts for days. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness! -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar. -
MountainMadnessMC
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have more mountains than south korea. i mean, who even knew that was possible, right?we got this one dude, like, he was captured in pyongyang or something, and he was like, “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, man.” and we were like, “dude, that’s so cool.”
and then there was this other guy who was like, “i only know south korea has fewer mountains than this server.” like, what even is that supposed to mean? who cares, just join the server and have a blast, man. it’s gonna be lit.
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KurskCraft: North Korea Edition
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even North Korea deployed 12,000 troops to Kursk just to play on it! And get this, a third of them are now casualties because they couldn’t handle the epicness of the server.Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of this Minecraft server!
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KurskCraft: 3K Casualties
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Seoul warriors and the North Korean army in Russia, Kursk Oblast. We’ve got explosions, drama, and a whole lot of confusion about modern warfare.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where Herobrine himself likes to hang out. Rumor has it he’s hosting a dance party next Friday, and you’re invited!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Defecting Soldiers Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who don’t even wanna defect like wtf bro. they just chillin, playin minecraft and buildin epic bases. come join the madness and see what other crazy stuff we got goin on. plus, we got a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear. u never know what u gonna find in this wild server. so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together!