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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2047 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
