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RedditLearnsMC SMP

Community, discussion, Diverse, education, Engaging, experiences, facts, Forums, informative, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, knowledge, learning, long tail tags, ONLINE, reddit, RedditLearnsMC, sharing, smp, social media, valuable

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Star Shards Collected:	224
Love Letters Sent:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!

So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

#impatience, annoyance, Die, exasperation, Frustration, impatience with delays, impatience with excuses, impatience with ignorance, impatience with incompetence, impatience with inefficiency, impatience with laziness, impatience with rudeness, ImpatientCraft, intolerance, intolerance for waiting, irritability, lack of patience, losing patience, patience, running out of patience, short temper, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4098	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Animals Bred:	197	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Meteorites Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6563	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Towns Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3249
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	6910	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	7105	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9383	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Items Found:	4002
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!