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MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1216	Enchantments Applied:	56
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	6191	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	2811

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

SousiSlayerCraft

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian conflict, regional tensions, security threat, SousiSlayerCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, Walid al-Sousi

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7148
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	7085

come join our minecraft server where we eliminate senior commanders like walid al-sousi in gaza LMAO. we got the best pvp action and crazy raids that will make your head spin. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off all day long. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down some more bad guys together!

CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4051
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

action, Button, challenge, Choice, Click, decision, Decision making, Fun, Game, Interactive, location, Minecraft, Play, Press, Press the X-button, PRESSING, push, select, Server, virtual, where, X-button, XButton

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Votes:	7804	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	521143	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6181
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!