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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 709 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 7371 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!