🔥Kolobos’d Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KolobosCraft: Where you’ll never know what hit you! LOL

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2167
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting Kolobos’d is a rite of passage! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the stratosphere, only to land in a field of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players found diamond-encrusted bacon hidden in a maze guarded by a giant chicken! So come join us and get ready to be Kolobos’d in the most epic and hilarious ways possible!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

breakdown, Chaos, chaos theory, Crafty, Crisis, Disorder, escalating, Frenzy, MAYHEM, Meltdown, Minecraft, out of control, OVERWHELMING, Pandemonium, runaway, Server, Snowballing, Spiraling, Tipping Point, Tumult, unchecked, uncontrollable, unmanageable

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Emeralds Found:	1686	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the chaos never stops? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is like a wild west town, but instead of cowboys, we have creepers running around causing mayhem.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest filled with dancing llamas. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits!

CraftyCritics

book reviews, CraftyCritics, critical thinking, cultural criticism, entertainment industry, film criticism, film industry, literary criticism, media analysis, Media consumption, Media influence, overhyped movies, overrated books, overrated movies, overrated novels, overrated television shows, overrated TV shows, pop culture critique., popular culture, television industry, TV show critique

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrot, then you might regret it a little bit).

ParentalBlendCraft

Communication, Dna, family, family resemblance, family traits, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, ParentalBlendCraft, parents, resemblance, Sound, speaking, Speech, Traits, vocal characteristics, vocal cords, vocal genetics, vocal patterns, vocal qualities, VOICE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a mix of ur parents voices like some crazy genetic experiment gone wrong lol. imagine talking in chat and sounding like ur mom and dad at the same time, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. u can ride the llamas and have a llama parade around spawn, it’s lit. also, we have a giant floating taco in the sky that rains diamonds instead of lettuce. who wouldn’t want to join a server with a taco that gives u bling bling? come join us and experience the weirdest and most hilarious minecraft server ever created.

SupernaLuna2.0: Where the moon is made of cheese and creepers wear top hats! Java 1.21

adult community, Cheese, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Features, Griefing, hats, java, Jobs, launched, MCMMO, Moon, Plugins, PvP, Rtp, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, shopping district, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Top, Veinminer, Warps, wear

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchantments Applied:	162	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Supernaluna SMP Season 2 Overview

Launch Date	07/06/24
Minecraft Server	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to kick off the new season.

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
Consensual PvP
No X-ray, Hacked Clients, or Item Duping
No Hate Speech

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord with any questions.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	Yes, certain items like TNT are restricted to prevent griefing.
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP provided.

BreadWaifu’s Minecraft Server

3d, Akari, Bread, BreadWaifus, Claim, discussion, erp, Fun, Hell, Images, insults, Kill pass, Lurking, Minecraft, original, Oversexualized content, Reserved place, rp, Server, Trash, waifu

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3278
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can claim your very own Waifu or Husbando! But beware, if someone else has already claimed your dream anime partner, you’ll have to find someone else to simp for.

We have strict rules against stealing, unless you roll trips of course. And remember, only one claim per person – we don’t want any harem drama here.

RP and ERP are allowed, but please keep it private. And insults must be original – we don’t want any recycled trash talk here.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell, but don’t worry, it’s a fun hell with lots of lava and creepers. And if you’re a 3D lover, well, we have to break it to you – 3D is almost always trash.

So come join us for a wild ride of claiming Waifus, dodging insults, and exploring the depths of Minecraft. Just remember, if you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get involved and have some fun!

Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8890
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

#venting, Asshole, Childhood, Conflict, Controlling, DadNeedsHelp, Divorce, family, Father, Help, home, inflation, Job, Lawyer, Lazy, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Retirement, Sell, Server, Trauma

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.

NoLunch4USorry

collaborative project, Courtesy, demanding, Effort, free work, local shop, lunch, MONEY, nice person, NoLunch4USorry, out of line, personal time, pissed off, Session, Shocked, SNACKS, thanked, Water, wrong

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Potions Brewed:	83

Are you tired of entitled players demanding free lunch on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any hangry gamers! Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be guilt-tripped into buying food for strangers in the virtual world. Our community is all about sharing resources and working together without any lunchtime drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic creations without the pressure of being the server’s personal chef!

RuinedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4758	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Farms Harvested:	776
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where everything was peaceful and harmonious. Players were building epic structures, farming crops, and taming wolves. But then, one player decided to unleash a horde of creepers in the main town, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. The admins tried to contain the situation, but it was too late. The once beautiful town was now a crater-filled wasteland.

But fear not, for this server rose from the ashes like a phoenix, with even more epic adventures and craziness awaiting you. Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig, or battling a giant zombie chicken boss with a diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!