Kolinahr MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CreeperCatastrophe

bedroom blunders, funny stories, worst thing, sexual fails, awkward sex encounters

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

SettleCraft, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international condemnation, peace negotiations, israeli government

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

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CraftyTalibanHideout

Cultural differences, Islamic law, CraftyTalibanHideout, global perspectives, Afghan girls

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

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SkywalkerScreamCraft

Yell, Hand, movie scream, scream, Luke Skywalker scream

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

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ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

drug therapy, neurodegenerative diseases, risk reduction, ProstatePotion, enlarged prostate

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

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Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

corporate influence, political corruption, conflicts of interest, big oil, government transparency

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian theocracy, Christian influence, Holycraft, Christian Community, Christian principles

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

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StankCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, unique smells, strange aromas, surprising fragrances, uncommon fragrances

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

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GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

irritations, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully, Frustrations, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

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PlasticCraft: The End is Near

long-term effects, water pollution, plastic pollution prevention, plastic contamination, microplastics

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

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