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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5438 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?