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CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Animals Bred:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9648	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Potions Brewed:	55	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Ores Mined:	9681
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	9942
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

A.I, A.I. creations, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, cutting-edge technology, data analysis, deep learning, emerging technology, finds, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, madness, Minecraft, neural networks, New A.I., obscure A.I., programming, recent A.I., robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	2378	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	9287
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

Adventure, career, Destination, dream, dream city, dream country, Dream destination, dream job, dream life, dream location, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, ideal, Lifestyle, Live, location, opportunity, Play, Relocation, smp, travel, work

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	892092	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!