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AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	288	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	281

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1640	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Enchantments Applied:	194

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	277

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	52	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!