Kojima MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

japanese game designer, Minecraft, hideo kojima, video games, kojima admirers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

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Crafty Neil’s Minecraft Server

Kojima, video games, criticism, auteur, Neil Druckman

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Neil Druckman and Kojima as they fight for the title of ultimate auteur! Will Druckman’s emotional storytelling win out, or will Kojima’s wacky antics reign supreme? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in the annual Hollywood simp competition, where players compete to see who can simp the hardest for their favorite celebrities. Will you be able to out-simp the competition and win fabulous prizes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft celebrity!

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Surely Minecraft SMP if You Are a Real Gamer, You Did Play Hideo Kojima Magnus

Death Stranding, kojima productions, Kojima, real, surely

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure Kojima magic, where every creeper wears a tiny Metal Gear Solid bandana, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant Death Stranding baby.

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can build your own PT hallway, fight off zombie soldiers with your trusty cardboard box, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden Easter egg that leads you straight to Kojima himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a one-on-one boss battle with Kojima himself, armed only with a pickaxe and your wits. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what gaming is all about?

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PlotCraft Minecraft Server

MGS2, gameplay, Wiki, cover up, metal gear solid 2

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

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GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

GRINDR, Drag Queen Story Hour, angry joe, Kojima, Lgbtqia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

Moshi moshi, CREEPERS, phone rings, Kojima, blocky

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

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Crafty Snake’s Minecraft Misadventures: The Phantom Block

Diamond Dogs, Fox Engine, Snakes, metal gear timeline, Misadventures

Are you tired of waiting for the next Metal Gear game to come out? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the epic showdown between Snake and Liquid Ocelot in a pixelated world!

Join our server and witness the intense battles between cardboard box-wielding warriors and diamond sword-wielding soldiers. Build your own Mother Base and recruit an army of blocky soldiers to take down your enemies.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Big Boss himself makes a guest appearance on the server, riding a pig and shouting “Kept you waiting, huh?” as he charges into battle.

So why wait for the next Metal Gear game when you can create your own epic story on our server? Join now and become the legend of the blocky battlefield!

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Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

garden, crying, uninvite, deal with, family

Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

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FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

Accommodation, family dynamics, stress, family visit, Fiance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

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IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

Mint, Vanilla, cookie dough, FavFlavor, rocky road

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

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