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DumbExistence – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Absurd, astonishment, confirmation, disbelief, doubt, dumb, DumbExistence, Existence, Foolish, ignorance, incredulous, Minecraft, Misconception, Reality, realization, shock, silly, smp, stupidity, Surprise

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2554	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3593
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2802
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens from outer space? I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true! They built this whole server on the moon and you have to wear a space suit just to log in. But get this, the mobs are all wearing tuxedos and top hats because they’re fancy like that.

And get this, the currency on the server is not diamonds or gold, it’s actually cheeseburgers! Yeah, you heard me right, cheeseburgers. You have to go on quests to find the rarest cheeseburger ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the whole server is actually a giant maze filled with traps and secret passages? It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but in Minecraft. And the best part is, if you make it to the end of the maze, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. How cool is that?

So, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those cheeseburger-stealing aliens, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!

battery life, brand, camera quality, cell phone, Communication, device, Features, iCraft, iPhone, mobile, MODEL, operating system, opinion, Performance, Phone, pixelcraft, Reliability, review, satisfaction, screen size, Smartphone, Technology, user experience

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Emeralds Found:	4241

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure!

Hyena Oasis: Egypt’s First Spot

African wildlife, Ancient, archeology, Biodiversity, climate shifts, conservation, desert, discovery, ecosystem, egypt, Egypts, grazing practices, History, hyena, Migration, Oasis, predator, SAVANNAH, Southeastern, spot, spotted hyena, Sudan, wildlife, wildlife migration

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Crops Grown:	4066	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

OMG U GUYS, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A SPOTTED HYENA CHILLIN IN EGYPT! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, A HYENA IN EGYPT AFTER 5,000 YEARS! IT CAME FROM SUDAN CUZ OF CLIMATE SHIFTS AND GRAZING PRACTICES, LIKE WUT?! U WANNA SEE A REAL LIFE MINECRAFT MOB IRL? THEN JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HYENAINEGYPT #MINECRAFTSAFARI #WILDWORLDWONDERS 🦁🐾🌍

Lost Explorer’s Realm 1.20

Accountability, Communication, company policy, consequences, Coworkers, Explorers, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, long suspension, Lost, misconduct, Realm, resolution, Rumors, sexual assault, Support, Trust, Where is he, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Towns Built:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the admins are so chill, they’ll suspend you for the most random reasons like saying someone got sexually assaulted when they didn’t even! It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the rules are as unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Join now and brace yourself for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

NoItalia4U

anniversary trip, anxiety problems, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family differences, hurt feelings, italy, long-distance relationship, Naboo, NoItalia4U, promise ring, relationship, Selfishness, silent treatment, Spring Break, Star Wars, travel, vacation time

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and selfish partners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream Naboo from Star Wars without any interruptions!

Imagine creating your own version of Italy, complete with stunning landscapes and no judgmental in-laws in sight. Plus, you can travel wherever you want without any silent treatment or accusations of being selfish.

Don’t wait for your partner to plan your dream vacation, join our server and make all your travel dreams come true in the safety and comfort of your own virtual world. Who needs a promise ring when you have unlimited building possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and leave all the drama behind!

CrushOnDeadPres Minecraft SMP

Admiration, attraction, Celebrity, Crush, CrushOnDeadPres, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, Forbidden, historical figure, History, idolization, infatuation, long-dead, love, Minecraft, Obsession, past love, romance, secret, smp, unrequited

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground society dedicated to historical figures, like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. We even have a secret love potion that can make your historical crush come to life in the game! Imagine building a house with George Washington or going on a date with Joan of Arc, it’s like a historical fanfiction come to life! So come join us and let’s make history together, literally! #CrushinOnCleopatra #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

BlockBusterCraft

bad habits, BlockBusterCraft, breaking habits, excessive screen time, Excessive social media use, gossiping, impulse buying, Mindless snacking, Nail picking, nail-biting, negative thinking, overeating, oversleeping, personal growth, Poor time management, procrastination, self improvement, Skipping workouts, smoking, Snoozing alarm, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	377275	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	664	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MuskysPixelFactory

Beamed, berlin, Berlin controversy, Berlin image, controversial, controversial image, controversial salute, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elon Musk image, Elon Musk salute, FACTORY, image, MuskysPixelFactory, salute, tesla, Tesla controversy, Tesla factory, Tesla image

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

yo, u know that crazy dude elon musk? well, he just went and beamed his controversial salute image on his tesla factory in berlin. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise we won’t beam any weird images on ur screen. unless u want us to, then we can make it happen. we got all the craziest mods and plugins, like a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. and our community is like a bunch of unicorns on a rainbow, always happy and ready to help u out. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, u might even get a chance to meet elon musk himself in the virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

Fast Day Slow Time

Day, Fast, fast day, relativity, Slow, slow day, subjective time, Time, time awareness, time awareness differences, time consciousness, time experience, time feeling, time flow, time observation, time passing, time perception, time perception differences, time perspective, time relativity, time sensation, time sense, time speed

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8790	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!

Camel Milk Paradise

Allergy, alternative milk option, Camel, camel milk, camel milk benefits, camel milk research, camel milk study, cow’s milk, dairy alternative, dairy intolerance, digestion, Digestive health, enzymes, gut health, gut protection, hypoallergenic, lactose intolerance, milk, milk allergen, Paradise, study, β-lactoglobulin, β-Lg allergy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	416	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the cows gave camel milk instead of regular milk. And let me tell you, that camel milk was something special. Not only was it hypoallergenic, but it also protected your gut from harmful enzymes. Can you believe it? Your gut will thank you for joining this server, I promise.

But wait, there’s more! This camel milk also created healthier digestion for all who drank it. Say goodbye to tummy troubles and hello to a happy belly. And get this, camel milk doesn’t contain that pesky milk allergen β-lactoglobulin. So, if you have a β-Lg allergy, this server is the place to be.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience the magic of camel milk for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting, my friends!