| Players: |
93/600 |
Uptime: |
97% |
| Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: |
0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: |
40 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: |
3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: |
7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
26 |
| Volcanoes Explored: |
1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
44 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: |
44 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: |
15 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
37 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: |
14 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
