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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4725 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 187 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
