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CraftyHistory Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyHistory, dark chapters, dark moments, forgotten history, hidden past, hidden tragedies, historical atrocities, historical events, historical injustices, lesser-known history, lesser-known tragedies, Minecraft, national history, obscure past, obscured history, overlooked events, overlooked history, Server, suppressed history, tragic events, tragic occurrences, untold stories

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	6989	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the hidden secrets of your country’s dark past! Explore historically accurate replicas of infamous events, such as the time when a group of llamas took over the government and declared war on the chickens. Will you be able to survive the chaos and restore peace to the land? Join now and rewrite history in the most epic way possible!

FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

aging, blocks, FortyCraft, socks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Votes:	6971
Orbs of Power Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crops Grown:	1600
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, Economy, euphoria, Homes, Ip:, java, Land Claim, March, Minecraft, Play, Plugins, PORT, Rtp, Scared, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1075
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

100 Years Quest, Adventure, Anime, art, countdown, Ending Theme, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, FANTASY, Gray, guild, Hiro Mashima, Lucy, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Natsu, Quest, Server, special cover, two days left, Ueda, Wendy, Years

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	125

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

Apology, Appearance, Communication, Confrontation, culture, edited photos, family drama, Incident, MIL, MILvsMOM, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, photographer, Revenge, showdown, traditional wear, ugly photos, Vanity, Vengeance, Wedding, wedding album

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.