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| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
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