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””EmuDisaster Minecraft Server””

controversy, culture, debate, EmuDisaster, emulation, extremism, ideological divide, left, Minecraft, political conflict, Political debate, political discourse, political division, political extremism, political ideologies, political polarization, political rhetoric, Politics, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, society, WORSE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!

comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, LMFAO entertainment, LMFAO humor, LMFAO jokes, LMFAO laughter, LMFAO memes, LMFAO moments, LMFAO quotes, LMFAO videos, LMFAOOOOOOOO, Minecraft, Party, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BagReturn4NoCommish

BagReturn4NoCommish, birthday gift, Commission, Communication, customer service, gift exchange, gift giving, gift return, husband, overreacted, relationship, Retail, retail industry, returning gift, rude behavior, rude sales assistant, sales assistant behavior, sales commission, sales tactics, shopping etiquette, shopping experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

CraftyChange SMP: Glow Up Edition

achievement, CraftyChange, determination, Edition, GLOW, goal-setting, inner strength, mindset shift, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, pride, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp, transformation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of exploding TNT blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to come near us!

The best part? We have a secret potion that can turn you into a Minecraft superhero! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon an army of zombie minions to do your bidding.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and show off your new superpowers to all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have this much fun?

RunawayCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	869365	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Have you ever wondered what happened to those people who had to run away and leave everything behind? Well, they all ended up on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to meet runaway pirates, ninja warriors, and even a talking llama who escaped from a traveling circus. Explore our world and uncover the mysteries of these eccentric characters while building your own epic creations. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake in Minecraft?). So come on over and join us for the most bizarre and hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Putin’s Kursk Chaos Minecraft Server

Analysis, bundestag, chair, Chaos, Conflict, control, Defence Committee, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ores Mined:	6469	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

u wanna join dis server cuz we got Putin’s secret lair near Kursk! yea u heard dat right, u can build ur own secret base right next to Putin’s! he don’t even know what’s goin on, our players be trollin him all day long. join now for a chance to prank call Putin and steal his diamonds! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. ain’t no other server like dis one, u won’t regret it. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

MediCraft: Where Docs Go on Strike!

crime, demonstration, docs, Doctors strike, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, India, Justice, Medical Profession, medical training, MediCraft, murder, protest, rape, Safety, Social Issues, solidarity, strike, Tragedy, trainee medic, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even doctors in india are striking over it! like, this server is so fire, it’s causing chaos in the real world! imagine what it can do in minecraft! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start a revolution in your own hospital! let’s gooooooo!

NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse

Apocalypse, autonomic, autonomic nerves, Blood, Covid-19, Damage, Healthcare, immune response, infection, long-term effects, medical science, NerveCraft19, nervous system, neurological symptoms, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory system, Treatment, viral replication, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1049
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	7916	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly COVID-19 comes out of nowhere and infects all the autonomic nerves on the server! But here’s the twist – instead of getting sick, your character actually gets superpowers! Like, you can fly without wings and shoot fireballs out of your hands! It’s like a crazy, apocalyptic world where the virus gives you powers instead of making you sick. So come join our server and see if you can survive the COVID-19 apocalypse and become the ultimate superhuman Minecraft warrior! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Noar Junior High School

activities, bulletin board, CAFETERIA, Classes, Cross-Play, curriculum, education, Exams, extracurricular, Field trips, Grades, homework, junior high, learning, Playground, Projects, PvP, School, Students, Survival, Survival Games, teachers, textbooks

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

noarsmp.com

Galactic server

bedrock, Crates, Cross-Play, Enchantment, functions, Galactic server, java, life steal, LifeSteal, Minecraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

A Minecraft server that has many functions and crates . it is a life steal Minecraft server with fun fun enchantment . it is for both java and bedrock Minecraft .

g2.moonodes.net:26007