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Koala Decline Quest – Save Our Eucalyptus!

animal welfare, Australia, Biodiversity, Clinics, conservation efforts, Conservation Measures, Decline, Endangered species, environmental impact, eucalyptus, Euthanasia Rates, habitat loss, koala, Koala Reports, population decline, Queensland, Quest, research study, Save, urgent action, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where koalas rule the land? Yeah, you heard me right! Our server is filled with adorable koalas who are just trying to survive in a world of blocky madness.

Join us and help save the koalas from habitat loss and high euthanasia rates in Queensland clinics. Together, we can build them a safe haven where they can frolic and play without a care in the world.

But beware, there are evil creepers out to destroy everything in their path. Only the bravest and most skilled players can protect our precious koalas from harm.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and make a difference in the lives of these cute little creatures. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with koalas all day in the virtual world? It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Crops Grown:	1263

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchantments Applied:	206
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	356

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mines Excavated:	2963
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Farms Harvested:	430	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!