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CraftyDisasterDate

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchantments Applied:	228
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

Ancestry, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Columbus, controversial figure, Crafty, CREW, discovery, DNA analysis, Exploration, genetic study, heritage, heritage research, historical figure, History, jew, Jewish diaspora, Jewish roots, Mediterranean, Navigator, new world, sephardic jew, Spanish Inquisition, Spanish scientists

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

DaisyDreams

Adventure, Beautiful, building, Chill, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Biomes, DaisyDreams, Dungeons, Exploration, Friendly, fun-filled, Jobs, laid back, Minecraft, Player levels, Quests, RPG, Skills, stress free, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to DaisyDreams

Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

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Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

play.daisydreams.xyz

Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

Active, Architects, building, city, club, collaboration, Community, Creative, Discord, English, Everglade, exclusive, FLUENT, hobby, Infrastructure, interests, interview, Join, Minecraft, pedestrian access, Personality, seeking, Server, Skills, Strengths, WANNABE, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Everglade City
Community Size	10-20 players (or more)
Project	Building a detailed, well-designed city
Expected Timeframe	2-3 months

FAQ

Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

Q: How can I join?

A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao0910, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

adblock, browser, c#, containers, context menu, feature list, fuck, Groups, Icons, incompetent, Minecraft, multiple profiles, open link, other profile, out, rust trannies, separate windows, Servo, shadertoy, shortcuts, Slow, smp, vertical tabs, webgpu shaders, windows

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

animal cruelty, animal slaughter, Arguing, Beliefs, chicken, Cooking, discussion, documentaries, eating habits, Environment, health risks, Lamb, meat consumption, MeatEaterGFBeQuiet, protein, Reality, red meat, ruminants, steak, Vegetarian, youtube videos

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

LoveSMP – what is love?

Admiration, Affection, comfort, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveSMP, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3009	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Potions Brewed:	191	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, love, MineCraftHeartbreakCraft, moving on, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!