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PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	203	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	748	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	298
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4920	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Potions Brewed:	115
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Votes:	223	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!