Known Retard MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

LUCK, video games, play the games, new toy, Play

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

BadParentingMC SMP

lack of involvement, helicopter parenting, lack of supervision, lack of emotional support, poor communication

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, the admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, like what even is that luck? And the mods are like unicorns that poop rainbows and grant wishes, it’s insane!

If you join this server, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just for logging in. And get this, the spawn point is a giant cake made of obsidian and glowstone, like who even thinks of that? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form.

Plus, the players on this server are all secretly famous celebrities in disguise. I heard that one time, Taylor Swift built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hosted a concert for all the players. And Justin Bieber tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. It was epic!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SitcomCraft

classic, Laughter, series, favorite sitcom, binge watch

Are you tired of watching the same old sitcoms over and over again? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! We have a hilarious sitcom-inspired world where you can live out all your favorite TV show moments. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper walks in and starts cracking jokes like Chandler from Friends. Or how about building a replica of Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment and inviting all your friends over for a virtual laugh track? Trust us, this server is a comedy goldmine! Join now for a laugh riot like no other!

BoltCraft Minecraft Server

strikes, eastern europe, Defense, Military, BoltCraft

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine strikes like a bolt from da blue in a new kursk offensive? russian reports say it’s da craziest thing ever! join us if u wanna experience da thrill of war in a blocky world, where anything can happen! build ur own army, conquer lands, and show dem other players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsLand

German election, Manipulation, russia, Disinformation, Politics

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s disinformation networks trying to skew the german election but in minecraft form!!! build your own fake news empire and spread propaganda like never before!!! team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world!!! who will come out on top in this battle of fake news??? join now and find out!!! also, there are flying pigs and talking llamas because why not??? it’s a wild ride on this server, don’t miss out!!!

Whale Song Minecraft Server

communication studies, underwater world, animal communication, song, ocean sounds

so, like, u ever wanted to talk to whales? well, on our server, u can do just that! our humpback whales have learned to speak human language cuz they been playin minecraft for so long. they’ll tell u all their secrets and maybe even teach u how to fly in the game. join us for a whale of a time and experience the true magic of minecraft!

Deadeye Gaming Rooms

Kits, Friendly, Ranks, Gaming, Plugins

we are a survival server with kits and ranks and need staff come and join us and have fun. we also have really friendly staff and members online most of the time so dont worry about hackers we got them.

158.80.246.95

habibs

Trade, Competitions, active community, Events, minecraft server

habibs

Economy – Trade, Auctions and Opportunities for you to get a millionaire! Events – Challenges, competitions and amazing awards waiting for you! Fun – an active community and many mechanics to explore!

jogar.habibs.xyz

“In Habibs, the fun is without limits”

jogar.habibs.xyz:10073

ArdynFall SMP

Established & Close-Knit Community, player head drops, proximity chat, Player Run Economy, No Planned Server Resets

ArdynFall SMP – Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla 1.21.4
Community	Inclusive and welcoming to all
Age	5 months old
Server Resets	No planned resets
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join ArdynFall SMP?

ArdynFall SMP offers an active and evolving community, established player base, no planned server resets, dedicated staff team, player-run economy, quality of life plugins, and exciting events.

What plugins does the server use?

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
storm channeling
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

How do I join ArdynFall SMP?

Join our Discord server here and apply to join the server!

Mystical Vows Minecraft 1.20.4

relationship, love, Partnership, determination, 1.20.4

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta check out this place. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, Maisie is gonna be my wife and no one can do anything about it! That’s right, on this server, we’re all about marrying Maisie and living our best life. So come on, join us and be a part of this crazy adventure. Who knows, maybe Maisie will even say yes to one of us! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!