In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!
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CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP
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ReadCraft: More Books, Less Competence
so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that like, reading more books doesn’t mean you gonna be a pro reader, ya know? it’s all about the vibes and the energy you bring to the table, like in minecraft, you gotta bring your A game and build the most epic structures ever seen in the virtual world. join us and unleash your inner block-building beast, because who needs reading skills when you can be a minecraft master, amirite? let’s get this party started, woohoo!
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Peeing Away XP – Minecraft Server
join our server and save your brain cells from certain doom! on our server, you can build a giant toilet to collect all your lost knowledge and use it to create the most epic builds ever seen in minecraft history.we have a secret underground lab where you can experiment with potions that make you fly like a chicken or turn into a block of cheese.
our staff is made up of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the server and protect you from any creepers that try to blow up your hard work.
come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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MindBlownMinecraftSMP
Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server with their superior farming skills? Join us and witness the epic battle between players and the moo-tants! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!
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BlockyBootyCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re crafting is friendship? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for a chance to learn some NSFW skills that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. From building giant phallic structures to mastering the art of pixelated twerking, there’s no limit to the NSFW fun you’ll have on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots with his bare pixelated butt. So if you’re looking for a thrill, come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of this mischievous specter.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the blocky debauchery begin!
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CraftyLife101
Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn the valuable life lesson that you should always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Why, you ask? Because you never know when you’ll need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a horde of zombie pigs! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all the land!
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DeepSeaCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered oxygen in the deep ocean and it’s like WHAAAAAT?!! we got mermaids riding dolphins and sharks wearing top hats, it’s a crazy underwater party up in here! also, we have a secret cave filled with talking squids who tell the best jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else, i tell ya! so come on down and join us for the wildest underwater adventure of your life, you won’t regret it!
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HELL🖕
SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂
FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start
curseforge modpack download here
or download the mod files alone herethere’s also a discord server if you want lol
killpeople.ddns.net
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TimeTravelCraft
come join our server and travel back in time to ancient greece where you can be worshipped as a modern-day intellectual instead of being labeled as mentally ill! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! plus, our staff is made up of actual ancient greeks who will guide you on your journey to greatness. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ruler of the ancient world!
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99PercentileCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Well, guess what? On our server, there are 80 million people smarter than you! That’s right, you heard me! So if you want to feel like a total genius, come join us and bask in the glow of all those big brains.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. That’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine all the bling you’ll be rolling in once you get your hands on one of those sparkly gems.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up everything in sight, but hey, at least he’s trying to make a connection, right?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs smarts when you’ve got diamond chickens and explosive ghost friends, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!