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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8366 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like u ain’t never seen before. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like it’s the 80s.
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.
