knowledge I regret – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ShameCraft: Minecraft SMP
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Yo, listen up, fellow Minecrafters and supreme meme lords! 🐷🍕 If you ain’t part of this absolutely, positively outta-this-world Minecraft SMP, then what are you even doing with your life?! 🚀💩 I mean, seriously, I once learned that goldfish can remember things for like 3 whole seconds, but joining this server will elevate your brain cells to new dimensions, fam!
So, why should you join? Let me hit you with some mega nonsense:
1. The Great Cow Conspiracy 🐄🔍: Rumor has it that there are secret cow communities plotting to take over the Minecraft world and reign supreme. You won’t believe how many blocks they need to do this! Join us, and you might just become the ultimate Cow Whisperer. 🐮👁️
2. Enderman Fashion Week 🕶️😜: Did you know Endermen have a fierce sense of style? Last week, I saw one strutting its stuff down the Creeper Catwalk with a fabulous diamond-encrusted pickaxe! If you want to be part of the next big trend (and dodge their 6-foot tall fashionista rage), hop on this server!
3. Creeper Karaoke Nights! 🎤💣: Forget about singing in the shower. Here, we have a Creeper Karaoke Night every Sunday where they explode with laughter! If you can survive the explosions while belting out “Let It Go” in a high-pitched voice, consider yourself the ultimate Minecraft legend!
4. Every Block Has A Backstory! 📖✨: There’s an ancient battle between dirt and gravel, and boy, let me tell you… it’s juicier than grandma’s secret recipe for cookies! 🌲🍪 Join this SMP, and you’ll peel back layers of lore that’ll make you question your life choices. Ever asked yourself if sand feels lonely? Now YOU CAN!
5. Glitches in the Matrix! 😱🌀: Like, I once duped an entire stack of diamonds with a stick, a bucket of water, and a rubber chicken from another dimension! 🐔🌌 If you wanna uncover more absurd “bug exploits” that may or may not involve time travel, JOIN US NOW!
6. The Villager Olympics! 🤸‍♂️🤖: Did ya know villagers have athletic dreams too? They literally race each other to see who can harvest the most potatoes while balancing on a block of obsidian. It’s just like the regular Olympics, but with more “HUUH?!?” vibes!
So come one, come all to this dimension of chaos, cuddly creepers, and illogical goat races! This Minecraft SMP is where your most ridiculous fantasies come to life, and you’ll regret not joining faster than you’d regret eating a suspiciously colored mushroom! 📅🎉
PS: Totally forgot my initial point, but who cares? Minecraft = Life. You’re gonna love it. 🍍💖
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SnakeBushCraft
Gorgon, greek mythology, hair, hair creatures, hair folklore, hair legends, hair myths, hair symbolism, hair transformation, MEDUSA, Monster, mythical creatures, mythological beings, Mythology, pubic hair, serpent hair, snake anatomy, snake hair, SnakeBushCraft, Snakes, snakes as pubes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of tiny snake-pubed Medusas! Will Steve survive or will he turn to stone from the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

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EmperorCraft Minecraft Server
65th birthday, anniversary, call to action, commemoration, emperor, emperor naruhito, EmperorCraft, historical event, History, Japan, japan history, memorial, Minecraft, Pacifism, Peace, Reflection, Remembrance, Server, storytelling, Tragedy, war commemoration, world war II, WWII
join our epic minecraft server and u can celebrate ur birthday like japan’s emperor!! build a giant cake and invite all ur friends to party like it’s 1945!! tell the tragedy of world war 2 while u battle creepers and zombies!! it’s a history lesson u won’t forget, so join now and let’s make some memories together!! 🎉🎂🎮 #minecraft #birthdayparty #historylesson

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CraftyConservativeWinners
Angela Merkel, Campaign, cdu, chancellor, Conservatives, CraftyConservativeWinners, CSU, Democracy, election, Europe, exit polls, germany, Government, leadership, News, Politics, polling, Results, TV, Victory, Voting
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the players are all politicians from germany, right? but, like, instead of, like, doing boring political stuff, they have to, like, battle it out in epic pvp matches to win the election!
you can, like, choose your favorite politician skin and, like, show off your pvp skills to, like, become the ultimate chancellor of germany!
plus, there are, like, secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and, like, hidden alliances you can make to, like, take down your opponents.
join now and, like, experience the thrill of political warfare in a whole new way! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

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Pumice Raft Evolution: Drift & Dive
2021, attached organisms, biological organisms, Dive, Diversification, drift, drift pumice, Eruption, Evolution, evolution phases, fragmentation, Japan, locations, Pumice, pumice rafts, raft, rounding, samples, scientists, Tracking, Underwater, underwater eruption
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a whole evolution thang happenin’ up in here! We got pumice rafts poppin’ off like fireworks after a underwater eruption in Japan in 2021.
We got scientists trackin’ dis shiz, takin’ samples from 213 different locations and revealin’ three phases in the evolution of drift pumice. We talkin’ ’bout rounding, fragmentation, and the diversification of attached biological organisms over time.
It’s like a freakin’ science experiment up in dis server, but with blocks and creepers and all dat Minecraft goodness. So come on down and witness the evolution of pumice rafts in real time, only on our cray cray server! Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

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The Perch

age, Background, claiming system, Community, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Graves, Ip:, Map, never-resetting map, perch, Perks, Player Warps, player-run shopping center, Playtime, Ranking system, renting, safe space, selling claims, smp, Store

Welcome to The Perch!
In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

Welcome to The Perch!

In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

Core Features:
– A ranking system based on playtime, with lots of perks to unlock. – Intuitive claiming system, with the ability to rent and sell claims. – Active and engaging economy with player-warps. – A never-resetting map, set in Hard mode. – Graves that spawn at your death location. – And much more!

INFO:
– IP: rd.the-perch.net – Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ – Store: https://store.the-perch.net/ – Map: https://store.the-perch.net/

FAQ

1. How can I join The Perch server?

To join The Perch server, you can connect using the IP address: rd.the-perch.net

2. Is there a Discord server for The Perch?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.the-perch.net/

3. Are there any benefits to ranking up based on playtime?

Yes, there are lots of perks to unlock as you rank up based on playtime. These perks can enhance your gameplay experience on the server.

4. Can I rent or sell claims on The Perch server?

Yes, we have an intuitive claiming system that allows players to rent and sell claims. This feature adds a dynamic aspect to the gameplay experience.

5. Is the map on The Perch server reset regularly?

No, the map on The Perch server is never-resetting and set in Hard mode to provide a challenging and immersive gameplay experience.

6. What are player-warps and how do they work?

Player-warps are locations set up by players that can be visited by other players. This feature enhances community engagement and convenience for exploration.

Pixel Link Odyssey 1.20.2
1.20.2, Archive, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, Company Closure Announcement, Daiya Fortuna, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Link, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, odyssey, Official Links, Original Songs and Covers, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelChronicle, PixelFriends, PixelLink, PixelStart+, Raki Kazuki, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., TEMPLATE, tsunderia, V4Mirai, VSMP, Vtuber
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got clumsy girls, silly girly girls, chuuni seiso girls, and delulu deredere girls ready to play with you. Explore retro games, horror games, RPGs, and more with our gremlin imouto and dorky weird girl. Plus, we have original songs and covers to serenade you while you mine and build. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and question your reality with us!

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ParentalProbs Minecraft Server
clashing personalities, communication breakdown, emotional burden, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, marriage counseling, Minecraft, parental arguments, parental conflicts, parental counseling, parental expectations, parental fights, ParentalProbs, parents’ marriage issues, Server, teenage perspective, teenage responsibilities, teenage stress
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!
Join us and build your own virtual family where the only fights you’ll have are over who gets the last diamond. No more listening to your parents argue about who left the dishes in the sink or whose turn it is to take out the trash – on our server, the only trash you’ll see is the creeper explosions!
Forget about trying to save your parents’ marriage – on our server, the only thing you’ll be saving is your precious loot from pesky mobs. And who needs emotional support when you have a whole community of fellow players ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual counselor to help you navigate the challenges of building the perfect castle. See you in the game!

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WeekendWarriorz
balance, Boundaries, busy schedule, catch up, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, long distance, personal time, perspective, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WeekendWarriorz
Are you tired of dealing with social drama and conflicting schedules in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about it again! Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and focus on building epic structures with your virtual friends.
Forget about having to choose between seeing your long-lost pals or spending time with your significant other – on our server, you can do both! Who needs real-life plans when you can have virtual adventures with your buddies whenever you want?
Join now and say goodbye to social obligations and hello to endless fun and laughter in the virtual world. Trust us, your Minecraft friends will never guilt trip you for spending time with them instead of your girlfriend. It’s a win-win situation!

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GalacticGriefer Minecraft SMP
#sustainability, Colonization, Conspiracy Theory, control, elite agenda, end game, environmental impact, escape plan, future of humanity, GalacticGriefer, humans, influence, Manipulation, Minecraft, planet, political sphere, power, smp, space exploration, Space Travel, techno oligarchs, Technology, wealth
Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft SMP is like the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in your blocky life. We got techno oligarchs running around like crazy, trying to warp our political sphere for some wild reason – they’re obsessed with getting humans off this planet! Like, what even bro? But hey, that just adds to the chaos and fun of this server.
Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got insane stories happening every day, like that one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (yeah, we don’t question it either).
So come on, hop on this crazy train and see where it takes you. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of blocks, ’cause things are about to get lit!

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BlockyBattles
blockybattles, body endurance, body resilience, endurance test, hardest thing, intense workout, mental toughness, muscle soreness, overcoming challenges, physical discomfort, physical endurance, physical exhaustion, Physical fatigue, physical hardship, physical pain, physical strain, physical stress, physical struggle, pushing limits, resilience, strength training
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push your limits? Well, look no further because our server will make you question your very existence!
Join us if you want to test your endurance and see just how strong your Minecraft character really is. Our server is so intense, it’s like doing a marathon while juggling flaming swords and reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you survive the challenges of our server, you’ll unlock the secret to immortality and gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)!

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