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NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Emeralds Found:	4413

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3342	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2644	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Mines Excavated:	1708
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Towns Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1868
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!

And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best friends, Disappointed, divorced parents, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Family issues, future MIL, future SIL, hurt feelings, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mother, nasty person, ptsd, save the date cards, Server, snide remarks, special moment, toxic relationships, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, weight gain

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingDressDrama

alterations, Argument, attachment, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, emotions, family heirloom, mother’s dress, Panels, preservation, refusal, sentiment, sentimental, Sizing, tradition, upsizing, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!

Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?

Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!

EverestRules Minecraft SMP

accepted behaviors, behavioral boundaries, code of conduct, common courtesies, cultural expectations, customary practices, DeCorum, ethical standards, Etiquette, EverestRules, implicit regulations, Minecraft, moral principles, Mount Everest, normative beliefs, Protocol, smp, social norms, societal standards, standard protocols, traditional values, unspoken guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Votes:	9460
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	272
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wild west of blocky adventures!

Join us if you dare, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends in a TNT explosion? We encourage it!

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner chaos!

CraftyBlocks Co.

brand association, brand awareness, brand equity, brand extension, brand identity, brand image, brand loyalty., brand management, brand marketing, brand name, brand perception, brand positioning, brand recognition, brand reputation, brand strategy, CraftyBlocks, eponymous brand, generic term, product name, proprietary eponym, Trademark

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2513	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ores Mined:	2212
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Farms Harvested:	509

Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.