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AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

affordable gadgets, affordable tech, aliexpress finds, budget earbuds, budget gaming gear, budget headphones, budget smartphones, cheap electronics, cheap gadgets, Chinese products, chink, Chink Shit General, discount electronics, emulation devices, general, knockoff products, Minecraft, online shopping, Shit, smp, tech accessories, tech deals, tech recommendations, TWS IEM reviews

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1499	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Votes:	6222	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

HeroCraft Minecraft Server

Bravery, children, Conflict, curriculum, eastern europe, education, herocraft, heroism, History, indoctrination, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, Propaganda, russia, Server, soldiers, teaching, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2193
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!

we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!

join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!

UkraineBlockParty

border control, border region, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Growing, international relations, Military, military strategy, Politics, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Tension, threat, UkraineBlockParty, Ukrainian units

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukrainian units but with blocky characters and exploding creepers! we have so much drama you’ll think you’re in a soap opera but with pickaxes and diamonds. plus, we have secret underground bases where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HandwashCraft99.9% Gone

bacteria removal, bacterial elimination, germ elimination, hand bacteria, hand bacteria elimination, hand bacteria removal, hand care, hand cleaning, hand cleanliness, hand germ elimination, hand germ removal, hand health, hand hygiene, hand hygiene products, hand hygiene routine, hand protection, hand sanitizing, handwash, HandwashCraft99.9, handwashing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	6152	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

So, like, imagine if you join dis Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the handwash of servers, man. You join and BAM, all the bacteria of boringness on your hand is gone, like POOF! And not just 99.9%, but like, 100% of the boringness is gone, bro.

You know how sometimes you use handwash and you’re like, “Did it really work?” Well, on dis server, you ain’t gotta worry about that. You join and you’re instantly hit with a wave of excitement and fun, like a rollercoaster made of rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, on dis server, you can build whatever you want, wherever you want. Want to build a giant toilet made of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a castle in the sky made entirely of cake? No problem! The only limit is your imagination, man.

So, like, if you want to experience the ultimate handwash of Minecraft servers, join us now and let the fun times flow like a never-ending fountain of awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blockheads420: Blaze it and Beware!

20 years, 4 million, BEWARE, Blaze, Blockheads420, cancer risk, Conducted, head and neck cancers, health risks, high levels, Issue, long-term effects, marijuana use, marijuana users, medical records, Medical research, public health, RIGOROUS, Risk, study, substance abuse, Tracking, U.S. adults

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	98	Potions Brewed:	118
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the dankest weed in all of block land. we got so much weed that ur head and neck gonna be 3 times more likely to get cancer. but who cares when u can be high as a kite while building ur epic block castle. we got over 4 million players getting lit and building crazy sh*t for over 20 years. come join us and get high on life, bruh. #420minecraftlife #blockweedkingdom

UnconsentedMC Server

Autonomy, be born without consent, Choice, coercion, consent, education, Ethics, existentialism, forced to go to school, forced to work, injustice, Labor, mental health, mental illness, morality, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Suffering, SUICIDE, UnconsentedMC, unfairness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the unfair realities of the real world and dive into a world where you make the rules! On our server, you weren’t born without consent – you were born with a diamond sword in hand ready to conquer the land!

Join us and leave behind the boring school and work grind – here, your only job is to build, explore, and have a blast! And don’t worry about the consequences of suicide – in our world, respawning is a piece of cake!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Votes:	7862
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3693
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?