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Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!

StepSisShowdown

behavior patterns, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, ENTITLEMENT, Experiment, inconsiderate, Jealousy, Manipulation, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, princess behavior, relationship, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, StepSisShowdown, Testing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	532052	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most outrageous reasons you’ve ever heard:

– Tired of being treated like a pack mule in real life? Join our server and let your creativity run wild without having to cater to anyone’s demands!

– Need a break from princess types like Clara? Build your own castle in our server and rule over your own kingdom without anyone bossing you around!

– Want to test your partner’s patience without causing real-life drama? Join us and pull off insane experiments like the one in the story above, but with virtual blocks instead of real fruit!

– Feeling misunderstood and unappreciated? Come join our community of gamers who understand the struggle of dealing with inconsiderate people and can offer support and advice (or just a good laugh)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun and craziness begin!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice you’ll ever get – “Always bring a bucket of lava to a creeper fight!” Trust us, it works every time. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attack. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic adventure!

CraftyNonchalance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	283305	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts all the creepers in the land, who will then break out into a synchronized dance routine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LeglessSurfer Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	6375
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	1602	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so epic that even a surfer’s leg washed up on the beach after a shark attack? well, look no further cuz that’s just a regular tuesday on our server! we’re so hardcore, even the ocean creatures can’t handle us. join now for the wildest adventures and the craziest stories you’ll ever hear. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next “toughest person we know”! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!

GovAtrocitiesBanterCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

lol join this server cuz the Bangladesh gov shut down the internet so u can’t spread the word about their craziness. come here and build ur own virtual protest against the evil gov, make pixel art of the leaders doing silly things, and have virtual riots with ur friends. also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in the server that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. join now before the gov shuts us down too! #virtualrevolution #minecraftprotest

StaticCraft: PollenPullers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Votes:	5241	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil sumthin’ sumthin’. So, like, did you know that butterflies and moths be like little electric magnets in the sky? They collect so much static electricity while they fly around that they can actually pull pollen grains from flowers across big ol’ gaps in the air! Ain’t that some wild shiz? So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as electrifying as a butterfly’s wings, then come on and join us! We got all the crazy adventures and epic builds you could ever dream of. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to harness the power of static electricity to rule the Minecraft world! So what are you waitin’ for? Get your booty in here and let’s get this party started!

Limbo Realm

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Limbo Realm: The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience

Welcome to Limbo Realm, a unique Minecraft Survival server designed for players of all preferences! Dive into an immersive world filled with custom plugins and tailored experiences that enhance gameplay and community interaction, Limbo Realm offers something for everyone, Join us and explore a vast landscape where you can establish your own town, forge alliances, and engage in thrilling PvP battles. Our custom plugins introduce new mechanics, exciting quests, and custom skills, ensuring a dynamic and engaging experience. With a friendly and active community, Limbo Realm is the perfect place to create, conquer, and connect.

EMBARK ON YOUR JOURNEY TODAY AND DISCOVER ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES. Server IP: limborealm.mc.gg Website: limborealm.craftingstore.net

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MCXP Survival+

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

MCXP is an SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

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Blocky Mystery Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Votes:	2467	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft server so wild, so crazy, that even Steve himself couldn’t resist joining. Why did he do it, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that this server is home to the rarest diamond ore in all of Minecraft. But here’s the catch – the diamond ore is guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only reveal its location if you can out-dance them in a dance-off. Yes, you read that right. Steve, being the dancing master that he is, couldn’t resist the challenge and joined the server immediately.

But that’s not all. This server is also rumored to have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you can find the secret entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So why did he do it? Because this Minecraft server is unlike any other, filled with adventure, mystery, and a whole lot of dancing. Join now and see for yourself – you won’t regret it!