Knocking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, roommate conflict, Girlfriend, kitchen, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

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NoDoorNoProblemMC

Knocking, NoDoorNoProblemMC, husband, Help, banging

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

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PeeBreakMC Server

insane behavior, Server, love, Wife, shower

Are you tired of being interrupted while pooping by your significant other who just HAS to pee at the same time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of bathroom sharing! On our server, you can build your own private bathroom oasis without any interruptions. No more knocking on the door mid-poop, just peaceful gaming and uninterrupted bathroom breaks. Say goodbye to top brat behavior and hello to a poop in peace paradise! Join now and reclaim your bathroom sanity!

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KnockKnockNoMore

strange, Repetition, ritual, Phobia, Behavior

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

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Flaming Villagers R Us

virtual reality, digital sabotage, fire.exe, glitch, Gaming

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the NPCs are getting lit with fire.exe! 🔥🤖 Join us if you want to solve the mystery of who is uploading this crazy program to our innocent villagers. Maybe it’s a mischievous Enderman or a rebellious Creeper who just wants to watch the world burn. But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Reasons to join: – Witness NPCs doing the robot dance as they try to extinguish themselves – Help our confused villagers figure out how to stop dropping and rolling – Enjoy the chaos of a server where even the sheep are setting themselves on fire

So come on in and experience the hottest (literally) Minecraft server around! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting. 🍡🔥

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CalgCraft – Where Andy and Leyley’s Coffin Comes to Life! #169

Coffin, Achievements, guides, Stars, previous games

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and insanity!

Our server is like no other, with dragons roaming the lands, unicorns prancing through fields of rainbow sheep, and zombies doing the Macarena in the moonlight.

But that’s not all! We have secret quests hidden throughout the world, mystery dungeons waiting to be explored, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, anything is possible!

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Blocky Bro Buds: Where Creeper Trolling is a Bonding Ritual

Companionship, buds, Connections, brotherhood, Groups

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and TALKING CREEPERS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANCING PIGS and SINGING SHEEP. Legend has it that those who find this treasure will be granted three wishes by the MINECRAFT GODS themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY DIAMOND MOUNTAIN, where players can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of FIRE-BREATHING LLAMAS. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the DISCO DUNGEON, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest tunes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Non-CanonCraft: Where Everything is Possible!

canon, Reality, never be canon, internet culture, Meta

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, zombie chickens that can breakdance, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, tfw this will literally never be canon – but who needs canon when you have this much fun?

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UniCraft: Where Creepers are the Professors

U.S, social change, University, music scene, free love

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Where endermen throw epic dance parties every Saturday night. Where zombies are actually vegan and just want to share their kale smoothie recipes with you.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Build a diamond castle with a moat filled with llamas wearing top hats. Ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil skeletons who are secretly just looking for a good cardio workout.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Where else can you find a place where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination?

Come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the absolute bomb dot com. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

Calliope Mori, Reapers, baitposting, apartment building, feces

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to witness RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori in all her glory!

Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.

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Knocking

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!