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TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.

Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.

But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

WildlifeCraft: Crackdown Costa Rica

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1711
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even Costa Rica is tryna shut it down? That’s right, our server is so lit that even the wildlife wanna be a part of it! We got pandas, tigers, and even a freakin’ unicorn roaming around our protected areas. But don’t worry, we got security measures in place to keep them from griefing your builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging Costa Rican authorities while building your dream world!

SignCrafters – Counting Blocks

accessibility, accessibility devices, assistive technology, blocks, Challenges, communication barriers, communication tools, Counting, Deaf community, disability, fitness tracking, health tracking., hearing impairment, inclusive design, language barriers, movement tracking, physical activity, sign language, SignCrafters, special needs, step count, Technology, unique needs

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to count your steps BUT if you use sign language, you’re screwed! like, how are you gonna keep an accurate step count when your hands are busy signing, amirite? it’s like a crazy challenge that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most ridiculous fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

Memoria New 1.20~1.21 🌟 / Modded Without Mods 🚫 / 500+ Dungeons 🏰 / No Resets 🔄 / Custom Ore ⛏️ / Penguins 🐧 / Furniture 🛋️

1.21, 500+ Dungeons, custom ore, Furniture, Memoria New 1.20, Modded Without Mods, No Resets, Penguins, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4618	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Items Found:	3474
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join,

https://discord.gg/kQEQsgU4SZ

memoria.serveminecraft.net

Whack-A-Mole MC: Survival Edition – Now with Custom Model Weapons, Infinite Blocks & Useless Supply Drops!

blocks, Community, Creative, Custom, Customenchants, DROPS, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Factions, Infinite, Minigames, Mobarena, MODEL, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Shops, smp, Supply, Survival, useless, weapons, WhackAMole

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	7419	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview:

Server Features	We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools.
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are on the server?	Our server community consists of around 10 players.
What are some unique features on the server?	We offer ChestSort, filtered hoppers, tool leveling system, upgradable spawners and hoppers, 20 new ore tiers, custom armor and tools.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join us at play.fermium-mc.fun
Is the server friendly towards new players?	Yes, we welcome new players and invite them to join our adventures!

Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6615	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

CraftyFooty, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game TIME!, goal-scoring, Injuries, Minecraft, peak entertainment, player behavior, player performance, popular sport, scoring, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, Spectator sport, sports, Sports Culture, sports fans, Sportsmanship, team sports

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	507	Emeralds Found:	6981

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

Accountability, attention seeking, bad, bad relationships, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, boyfriends, Emotional support, enabling behavior, friendship, personal growth, red flags, seeking help, seeking validation, self reflection, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, tough conversations, tough love, toxic men, Trauma, unhealthy patterns

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8060	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

blackout, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, Electricity Supply, emergency response, geopolitical tensions, humanitarian crisis, infrastructure damage, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, Minecraft, northern Ukraine, power grid, power outage, PowerOutageCraft, russian aggression, Russian strikes, Server, Ukraine crisis, War, war zone

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	3388
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Emeralds Found:	9410	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Votes:	7822	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!