Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.
But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve crazy puzzles to find it. but watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard the treasure.
if you’re brave enough, you can challenge the server owner to a duel and if you win, you get to rule the server for a day. but be warned, he’s got a diamond sword that can one-shot you in a second.
so come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of patience, cuz this server will test your skills like never before.
why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and they were greeted by a giant chicken that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. they had to team up with a pack of deranged llamas to defeat it and save the day.
but that’s not all, oh no. on our server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.
so come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. we promise u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? come find out!
imagine ridin a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or buildin a castle out of rainbow blocks that shoot laser beams! on dis server, anythin is possible! we even have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions that make u fly like a majestic unicorn!
so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb dot com! trust me, u won’t regret it!
57.129.13.63:25576
Java IP: DimensionSteal.net
Bedrock IP: 76.85.162.56Port:19132 (unchanged)BEDROCK PLAYERS! Before you connect remember to have NAME TAGS ON IN SETTINGS!Beautiful Skies Off!
Dimension Wiki: Link
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ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
| Different medieval faction types | kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, viking tribes |
| A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system | |
| Lore written through player roleplay | |
| Proximity-based voice chat | |
| RPG mob leveling system based on experience | |
| Tradable currency and chest shops | |
| Cannons | |
| Real boats that you can build and captain | with cannons |
| Real tactical planning and defense building |
To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide:
To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is any additional software or mods required to join ZillaSMP? | No, you do not need any additional software or mods to join ZillaSMP. |
| What time period is ZillaSMP set in? | ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death and the formation of England. |
| What are some of the features of ZillaSMP? | ZillaSMP features kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, light RPG mechanics, proximity-based voice chat, and more. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sparkle Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who find her hidden lair. Want a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts glitter? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our magical server.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of cuteness, magic, and pure insanity! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us and become a secret agent tasked with protecting the sacred diamond mines from evil creepers and dastardly zombies. But here’s the twist – all the secret agents are actually women! Why, you ask? Because only women have the stealth and cunning needed to outsmart those pesky mobs and protect our precious diamonds.
So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and of course, lots of diamonds, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind why women are the true heroes of the Minecraft world.
Join our server and create your own virtual family where you are always included in the fun. Build your own beach house and invite all your friends to join in on the vacation festivities. No need to worry about being left out or feeling like you don’t belong, because on our server, everyone is welcome!
And don’t worry about missing out on your cousin’s Instagram posts, because on our server, the only posts you’ll see are epic builds and hilarious memes. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!
So why wait? Join now and start building your own family vacation paradise. Who needs real cousins when you have a whole virtual community to hang out with? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!
