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CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crops Grown:	3772
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	5670	Love Letters Sent:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9334	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gods Slained:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6974	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4343
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	774908
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7838	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	6787
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!