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SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

acceptance, battle, challenge, Conquer, Defeat, Endurance, Fight, force, gravity, GravityFighters, inevitability, Life, Loss, Overcome, perseverance, PHYSICS., resilience, resistance, strength, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

algae robots, AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC, biomedical engineering, cancer therapy, chemo drugs, drug carriers, drug delivery, green algae, innovative medicine, lung cancer treatment, LUNGS, medical technology, microrobots, Nanoparticles, nanotechnology, personalized therapy, Precision medicine, red blood cell membranes, targeted treatment, tumor targeting, tumors

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mines Excavated:	2393
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!

Erdtree Adventures: Minecraft Server

action RPG, Adventure, Adventures, anticipation, Boss Battles, collaboration, dark fantasy, elden ring, Erdtree, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, gameplay, Gaming, George R.R. Martin, hype, Lore, Minecraft, mythical creatures, open world, Ranni, Server, The Road to the Erdtree, video game

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ranni, a mystical being who roams the land riding a giant chicken and granting wishes to all who find her. Want unlimited diamonds? Ranni can make it happen. Want to ride a llama into battle? Ranni’s got you covered.

Join our server today and embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and maybe even become best friends with a talking pig. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Ranni awaits you, adventurer.

Sick Day Minecraft Server

calling in sick, consequences, Day, FIRED, funny image, job anxiety, job loss, job security, Job Termination, Luxembourg, Minecraft, not caring, Rei, Server, sick, sick day, sick leave, travel, work absence, work ethic, work performance, work problems, work stress, work troubles

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where calling in sick to work is not only encouraged, but rewarded with virtual diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about getting fired in the real world. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker in Luxembourg where you can hang out with hilarious images of Rei while building epic structures. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

MilKicked Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Baby Care, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, formula feeding, generational differences, in-laws, Marriage, MilKicked, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new parents, parenting, parenting disagreements, relationships, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	292323
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a mother-in-law who thinks she knows best? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without any interfering in-laws telling you what to do.

Imagine a world where you can finally be the master of your own destiny, where you don’t have to worry about someone questioning every move you make. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life without any judgment.

Join now and experience the freedom of building your own empire, without any mother-in-law drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family dynamics. Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to feed your virtual baby formula against your wishes. It’s a win-win situation!

DadNeedsHelpButImBusy

Affair, aita, brothers in military, child support, college, dad, DadNeedsHelpButImBusy, F28, half brothers, Helen, Henry, invoice, Military, mom passed away, moving home, NANNY, Petty, Prenup, SAHM, Support, vindictive, wife left

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from family obligations!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family dynamics like a 53-year-old dad marrying a 30-year-old and having kids, a mom who passed away, and siblings in the military. We promise no family drama, just fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

Escape the guilt trips and obligations of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without anyone telling you that you “owe” them anything. Plus, no need to hire a nanny – just join our server and let your creativity run wild!

So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, seeking professional help, self soothing, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, stress response, stress triggers, talking to a friend, Time management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	3555	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Well, forget about yoga or meditation, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate stress relief! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and diamonds rain from the sky. Need to blow off some steam? Just hop on and start building a giant statue of your boss to punch in the face (virtually, of course). Feeling overwhelmed? Take a swim in our lava-filled hot tub for a truly exhilarating experience. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and hilarious way to relax than on our server. So come on, join us and let the absurdity begin!

CreeperCrafter69

awkward hookup, awkward sex, bad sex, CreeperCrafter69, cringeworthy moment, cringeworthy sex, disappointing hookup, disappointing sex, embarrassing hookup, embarrassing sex, humiliating sex, regretful encounter, regretful sex, regrettable hookup, regrettable sex, terrible hookup, terrible sexual experience, uncomfortable experience, uncomfortable sex, worst hookup, worst sexual experience

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Villages Defended:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures that will leave you crying tears of joy. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

And if you’re looking for a new twist on the game, we have a special “Worst Sexual Experience” challenge where you have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and spooky surprises. Can you make it out alive?

So come on over and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of having too much fun!

Creeper Summit: US-Ukraine Security Deal

biden, Biden and Zelenskyy meeting, bilateral agreement, creeper, Deal, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, G7, global security, international relations, political leaders, SECURITY, security agreement, security pact, strategic partnership, summit, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, united states, US, USUkraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where biden and zelenskyy will sign a security agreement between US and Ukraine IN GAME!!! yes, you heard that right, you can witness this historic moment while building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or riding a pig off a cliff.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena in the spawn area. we have custom plugins that turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns and the skeletons into friendly pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and rainbows.