The Lords Land
The Lord’s Land – Medieval Fantasy | RPG | PVP | Kingdoms | McMMO
A Realm of Power, War, and Glory Awaits You…
Step into The Lord’s Land, a dynamic medieval fantasy world where kings rule, knights battle, and legends rise. Forge your legacy in a land of faction warfare, ancient relics, and.
162.84.147.216:45546
Welcome to the most mind-frazzling Minecraft server in the entire multiverse! Here, you’re not just playing; you’re entering a swirling vortex of delightful separation from sanity. Do you hear that? It’s the sound of your logical reasoning evaporating like dew on a Tuesday morning in June! Why wait? You’re already here. Let’s get lost together!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Ghost Jousting | Joust with spirits using nothing but a knife, because why not? Everyone’s doing it, or are they? |
| Dimension Flips | Every hour, reality collapses! Gaze into the void and see who winks back this time. |
| Infinite Vagina Quest | Search the pixelated wilderness for the mythical vagina—everyone talks about it but nobody’s ever seen it! |
| Paranoid Players | Trust no one. We mean, seriously, probably everyone is a mannequin in disguise. Figure it out! |
| Time Loop Tunnels | Travel through tunnels that loop eternally; run the same block over and over! Isn’t it fun? |
Q: How do I join?A: Voices will guide you, possibly from within your refrigerator. Listen cautiously.
Q: What’s the server IP?A: I forgot it between dimensions. Maybe ask your cat? They know more than you think.
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are an illusion. What is a rule, if not a suggestion from the puppeteers?
Q: Will there be updates?A: Updates stole my lunch from the fridge—now they roam the streets!
“Jousting with ghosts, I wield my knife.” – Who is wielding what now?
“Never seen a vagina, in real life.” – An unfortunate review or an invitation? You decide!
“When the moon disappears, the truth emerges from the shadows!” – This could mean everything or nothing!
Do you think you understand blocks? Think again! Here, they’re made of marshmallows and existential dread! This Minecraft server is the greatest if you see the colors of the rainbow in total darkness but also the worst because who needs cupcakes when you can have disappointment? The pixelated skies are the limit, and we’ve run out of limits! Join now, or are you already part of the game?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Enderman Moonwalks | Ever wonder what it’s like to be a bedrock block? Join the Enderman dance-off every Tuesday at 3 a.m. – do bring your own tinfoil hat. |
| Glitchy Realities | Craft items that don’t exist and trade with players who are not players! Reality frays at the seams. Literally. |
| Flying Creepers of *Doom* | Creepers don’t just explode anymore; they express their feelings. Prepare for interpersonal drama. |
| Food That Eats You | Try a pork chop that demands a backstory before consumption. Vegetarians forbidden. |
| Broken Logic PvP | Defeat your enemies by confusing them into thinking they are the enemies – or are you the enemy? |
Q: How do I join the server?A: You don’t. But you can! Unless you can’t. Is joining real, or is it just a figment of your blocked path?
Q: What version are you on?A: Does it matter if we are manufactured robots or made of sugar? Version muffins expire on Thursdays.
Q: Can I build whatever I want?A: Only if what you want is chaos, otherwise you might just be the architect of your own demise, or an existential pizza.
“LEAKED TIKTOK SLUTeromeaATQNstTM… what does it mean?!”
“I tried to dig to the bottom, but now I’m the staircase to heaven!”
“Do the blocks have feelings? And why do I hear cabbage screaming?”
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft world.
We’ve got crazy events that will make you question your sanity and leave you laughing till you cry.
Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and wacky server out there.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embrace the bad luck, then come on down and join us!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Theme | Geopolitical Kingdoms |
| Specialty | Player-Driven Supreme Court, Magic, Knights & Farming |
| Map | 6000×6000 Whitelisted Map |
To join Regelia, click on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/zKEUQ4gRKN. Once on Discord, find the application panel in the rules channel and submit your application. Upon acceptance, you can begin your adventure on Regelia!
On Regelia, you can engage in various activities such as crafting castles, towns, or structures, participating in political alliances, trade pacts, or rivalries, shaping server laws as a member of the Supreme Court, or even applying to become a Moderator to assist the community.
Yes, there are custom addons available on Regelia including Epic Knights with medieval armor and weapons, Magic spells for defense and enhancement, and Farmer’s Delight for farming and culinary activities within your kingdoms.
You can contribute by joining the Supreme Court, applying to be a Moderator, or simply by being a part of the inclusive and collaborative community where your voice influences the direction of Regelia.