KnightlyCrafter Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, you can be a knight! That’s right, you can ride around on your trusty steed, slaying dragons and rescuing damsels in distress. Who needs diamonds when you have a shiny suit of armor and a sword that glows in the dark?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Knights of the Square Table, a group of elite warriors who protect the land from evil mobs and griefers. If you prove yourself worthy, you could join their ranks and be hailed as a hero by all who dwell in the realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a quest for glory, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of silliness. After all, who wouldn’t want to be a knight in shining armor in a world made of blocks?

Welcome to ZillaSMP, where you can roleplay, faction up, build kingdoms, and engage in epic naval battles while getting your brew on!

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ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types	kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore	written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats	that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

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Join The Server: Where Reality Is Optional!

Do you think you understand blocks? Think again! Here, they’re made of marshmallows and existential dread! This Minecraft server is the greatest if you see the colors of the rainbow in total darkness but also the worst because who needs cupcakes when you can have disappointment? The pixelated skies are the limit, and we’ve run out of limits! Join now, or are you already part of the game?

Feature	Description
Infinite Enderman Moonwalks	Ever wonder what it’s like to be a bedrock block? Join the Enderman dance-off every Tuesday at 3 a.m. – do bring your own tinfoil hat.
Glitchy Realities	Craft items that don’t exist and trade with players who are not players! Reality frays at the seams. Literally.
Flying Creepers of Doom	Creepers don’t just explode anymore; they express their feelings. Prepare for interpersonal drama.
Food That Eats You	Try a pork chop that demands a backstory before consumption. Vegetarians forbidden.
Broken Logic PvP	Defeat your enemies by confusing them into thinking they are the enemies – or are you the enemy?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?A: You don’t. But you can! Unless you can’t. Is joining real, or is it just a figment of your blocked path?

Q: What version are you on?A: Does it matter if we are manufactured robots or made of sugar? Version muffins expire on Thursdays.

Q: Can I build whatever I want?A: Only if what you want is chaos, otherwise you might just be the architect of your own demise, or an existential pizza.

Random Quotes From The Void

“LEAKED TIKTOK SLUTeromeaATQNstTM… what does it mean?!”

“I tried to dig to the bottom, but now I’m the staircase to heaven!”

“Do the blocks have feelings? And why do I hear cabbage screaming?”

"Minecraft Server: BF Drama Block"

young adult issues, personal boundaries, video game stress, empathy in gaming, Couple Communication

Welcome to the World of Chaos: The Eternal Void!

Ahoy, distressed potato! Have you ever wanted to mine iron with a frisbee while riding a three-legged llama? No? Too bad! Here at The Eternal Void, logic is a cruel mirage, and every cubic block is a potential portal to absolute madness! 🥳🥴

Why Join Us?

Life’s too short for sensible choices! If you fancy aligning your dreams with the unfathomable abyss, your journey starts here! Beware: unicorns might burn your house down, but mud pies grant you the power to unhinge your sanity!

Server Features:

Feature	Description
Infinite Cats	Each cat has a nightmare you don’t want to experience on a Tuesday.
Eternal Night	Sleep is a misconception, embraced by the sheep overlords.
Angry Pickles	Harvest one and watch your inventory become haunted. Good luck!
Instant Lava Pools	Why let logic dictate your death? Swimsuits not included.
Friendly Ghosts	They only haunt players who use cobblestone for more than two hours.
Rainbow Creepers	Explode in a shower of confetti and existential dread!

What Players Are Saying:

“My toaster came to life. Now we plan our escape from reality!” – Alex82

“I found a diamond that spoke in riddles. It told me to run.” – CurlyFry

“We tried to build a house, but we ended up with an interdimensional void.” – SleepyJ

“Every time I try to mine coal, the shadows grow sad. Do they know?” – GhostlyGamer

FINAL WARNING!

Those who dare to join this server might accidentally summon the tea-loving mole-men from the 17th dimension. And remember: if chickens start dancing, grab a spoon and start singing!

Join us, but be wary—the fabric of reality is not as forgiving as your last boyfriend. Are you ready to lose more than just your sanity?

Ticket to Love & Drama

shared expenses, financial struggle, Drama, money management, sorority events

Welcome to the Merchants of Existence Server: Where Currency Is a Myth and Reality Is a Scam!

Dive Into Our Universe of Unvaluable Assets!

Hold on to your pixelated wallets! What you’re about to enter is not just a server but an experience that will warp your understanding of economics, relationships, and manhood itself! Welcome, weary traveler! 🌪️💸✨

“Money is an illusion, but this server.. this is a something else entirely.” – Unknown Artisan

Features / Mechanics That Will Leave You Questioning Everything

Feature	Description
Debt Realms	Explore the chaotic landscape of player debts—where owing more than you possess is celebrated!
Sorority Slots	Earn virtual tickets to events you didn’t even want—just like in the real world!
The Lament of Lost Savings	Gather your lost investments and scream into the void. Here, $1,000 means little—$17,000 is the new baseline for existential dread.
Dynamic Loyalty Challenges	Prove your worth by slashing your savings and paying for friends’ tickets. Tradition says "men pay," but absurdism says "who cares?" Your choice may hurt your pride!
The Infinite Chase	Can you escape the loop of owing others while trying to scratch together a semblance of personal finance?

Conspiracies Weaving Through the Code:

Why is paying for your own ticket a sign of weakness? Uncover the hidden truths behind gender roles and societal conditioning inside the World of Minecraft!
Legend of the Cashless Realms: Rumor has it that this server was aligned with entities from another dimension who thrive on your financial misadventures. Join and see if rumors are true!

Testimonials from Tangential Realities

“Had a blast! Went broke trying to impress a pixelated sorority. Worth every pixel!” – User2634FOMO
“I questioned my identity as a man while fighting a Creeper for a free ticket to nowhere. 10/10 experience!” – DazedMiner21

Debauchery of Dollar Sign Dreams

WARNING: Entering may cause existential crises and the urge to barter with your relationships!

You’ll be thrust into a world where chaos reigns! Our server thrives on the tension between what you can afford and what you should pay! Revel in nonsensical debates over financial ethics one moment, encountering a zombie apocalypse the next!

FAQ (Not that you’ll learn anything useful)

Q: Why is everyone so broke in-game? A: Have you tried collecting your thoughts? Emotional currency isn’t accepted here, but it’ll get you a long way in Minecraft.
Q: Why can’t I just ask someone to buy me a ticket? A: That’s what the enlightened do! In the Merchants of Existence, relationships are built on broken dreams and shoddy transactions. Wouldn’t have it any other way!

JOIN US NOW!

Do you have the guts to question your financial independence? Wear your debts like a badge, and embrace the ticket prices! Join the Merchants of Existence, step away from your reality, and immerse yourself in our pixelated pandemonium—where every press of the button could be your financial undoing!

Join Now and Make Debt Your New Identity!

Remember: It’s not about how much you earn; it’s about how poorly you manage it!

Caveat Emptor, dear friend! 🌌💰

Addicted to Crafting SMP

triggers and cravings, emotional health, finding balance, smp, addicted

🌟💥💎OMG, SO YOU WANNA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP?! LET ME TELL YOU, LISTEN UP, THIS IS NOT YOUR AVG BLOCKY EXPERIENCE, BRO!!! 💎💥🌟

First off, it’s NOT called Minecraft, it’s called MINEcrazy!! Why? Because last week, I found a rare diamond that TOTALLY gave me superpowers to fly like a chicken. I’m not even kidding, I was soaring through the skies when I accidentally crashed into a cloud made of cotton candy! Sugar high, bro! 🍭🕊️

But WAIT! We have these secret portals, yeah, you heard me right! They lead to the afterlife where every creeper you kill gives you cookies! Like, FREEDOM COOKIES! I once went through one and the Grim Reaper challenged me to a dance-off because he thought he could bust a move better than me. Spoiler alert: I won, and now he’s my best friend. But the dude is STILL a bit salty about it, so don’t bring it up. 😂💀

And lemme tell ya about the quest for the Magical Bacon. Yes, that’s right. This enchanted piece of meat can give you the power to turn any pig into a flying unicorn that sings Taylor Swift. I’ve actually seen it happen, bro! My buddy Chris was all, “Dude, check this out!” and then BOOM, BANG! Swine 2.0! Talk about breakfast goals! 🦄🥓

Also, you best believe we have mobs that have opinions! Like, legit. The enderman came up to me the other day and had a full-on debate about the best pizza toppings, like… COME ON, it’s pineapple, duh! 🍍🍕

You think you can hang? This is not just an SMP, it’s a LIFESTYLE! We have taco Tuesdays in the Nether with lava salsas! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Spoiler: EVERYONE! But watch out, that lava is sneaky, it can put your taco in a better place… like… a volcano! 🌋🌮

And OMG, don’t forget about the witch who gives you life advice! She told me to be myself, and then cursed me with a carrot nose. Now I’m a walking, talking snack, and it’s not even Halloween! Carrots are good for your eyes, right? 😜🥕

So listen, if you’re tired of life being boring and want to join us in this absolute clown fiesta, GET OVER HERE and jump into our Minecraft madness! We’re waiting for you to make your dreams of flying pigs and taco parties come true!! This is where you wanna BE, so don’t just sit there, JOIN US or you’ll regret not being a part of this LEGENDARY quest for absolute insanity!!! 🎉💥 🕹️

CraftyPoorMealMagicians

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🏰✨ Welcome to the MOST EPIC Minecraft Server you’ll ever not believe! ✨🏰

Feeling like your life in the real world is just a series of unfortunate events? Join us and dive into a pixelated paradise where the blocks are made of dreams (maybe not literally, but we’re pretty sure the cows are plotting to overthrow the government)!

😱 WILD REASONS TO JOIN:

The Legendary Sky Potato: It’s not just a rumor; there’s a giant potato floating in the sky that grants 3 wishes IF you bring it a rare item named "The Pickaxe of Pure Chaos" (which, by pure coincidence, is also the name of your mom’s old spade). Legend has it that if you wish to find diamonds, you might just end up with a lifetime supply of enchanted donuts instead. 🍩
Enderman Dance-Offs: Every Tuesday, our infamous Enderman hosts a dance-off contest. Impress them with your moves and you might earn their respect—or an eternal game of hide and seek! Word on the street is that one unnamed player lost and has been hiding in the dark ever since… we’re talking about THREE whole days! 👻
Free Pet Creepers: Adopt a Creeper and unleash chaos! These little guys explode with personality. Plus, our unofficial motto is, “If it doesn’t blow up, it’s not a pet!” Your neighbors will LOVE your new furry friend (probably). 💣❤️
Pickaxe of Infinite Regrets: Join and receive this legendary item for free! What does it do, you ask? Well, it has a 200% chance of getting you trapped in the Nether. But just think about all the friends you’ll make down there! (Caution: They might not be human anymore). 🧙‍♂️
World’s First Minecraft Casino: Forget about the odds; they don’t exist here! Spend all your enchanted golden apples in our casino and walk away with either a stack of obsidian or a life-sized replica of Steve made entirely of sugar! If there’s one thing we learned from it, it’s that sugar rushes don’t count as inventory! 🍭
Magical Ramen Rescue Quest: Translating into complex code, we currently have a quest revolving around saving the last bowl of mystical ramen from an evil wizard who thinks he can cook! (Spoiler: He can’t.) Rumor has it that those who finish the quest will gain the power of… unlimited inventory space! Well, unlimited until you log out, anyway. 🍜

So, what are you waiting for? Dust off your old pickaxe, grab your sense of humor, and join the wackiest adventure of your blocky life! You’ll encounter things that will make your head spin, or at the very least, your avatar do a silly little jig! See you there, or in the void… 👾💖

TariffBlock WeatherCraft

monitoring tariffs, trading tariffs, from weather to tariffs, US tariff policy, global trade impact

Welcome to the Tariff Dimensions: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

In a world where clouds twist and tariffs collide, we invite you to abandon all normality and dive into the curly chaos of the Tariff Dimensions! No need for umbrellas; you won’t get rained on here—unless it’s raining economic policies!

🌪️ Enter the Rabbit Hole!

“I used to check the weather each morning. Now I check US tariff policy.” Is that a shrine to your former self, or a warning of what’s to come? In these blocks, the very essence of trade dynamics pulsates through pixelated veins—intertwining textures and enigmatic rules that change by the millisecond. Stand still, and you may become stuck in an infinite loop of import/export debates.

🌌 The Features of Uncertainty

Feature	Description
Dynamic Trade Winds	Flickering tariffs that shift with every sunrise. Stability? What’s that?
Layered Reality	Warp through dimensions where granola is taxed at 500% and emeralds are only for elite players (who may or may not be figments of your imagination).
Conflicting Biomes	Regions where rainforests sprout import duties and industrial wastelands harbor forgotten policies.
Currency Chaos	Trade shards exchanged for mysterious relics—what do they do? Who knows? Maybe build a Wall of Absurdity!

Witness the Absurd

Hear ye, players! Beware of treasurer phantoms that haunt these lands—flipping tariffs on you while you mine for diamonds in suffocating uncertainty! One moment your pickaxe gleams bright with promise, the next it’s dulled by the weight of yesterday’s tariffs!

"Why is there a random pig in a suit negotiating trade deals?" – An anonymous player, now missing.

⚠️ Unleash the Contradictions

Embrace your inner smuggler; reality doesn’t apply here. Survivor! Diplomat! Cornucopia collector! Craft, trade, and negotiate your way to power while mysteriously collecting Ode to Taxation incantations, which may or may not be cursed!

[Warning]: This server was banned in 12 undisclosed locations, but we don’t think it’s due to any illegality—you can’t imprison an idea, can you?

✅ The Tariff Conspiracy FAQs

Q: Can I trust the trading system here?

A: What does “trust” even mean in the context of pixelated barter? Maybe it’s more about the carrots than the sticks…

Q: Is this just a game?

A: Game? Or a meticulous simulation of late-stage capitalism? Bring your own existential crisis.

Q: Should I even join this server?

A: Join us! Embrace the madness. Listening to the sirens of absurdity may lead you to enlightenment, or just another round of never-ending nightmares!

🌀 Join Us, If You Dare!

This is not a mere gaming server; it’s a living, breathing anomaly—a gravitational pull toward unspeakable rules and inexplicable motivations! Forge alliances, or fly solo into the bizarre. Will you be the next architect of economic chaos, leading your pixelated empire into unknown terrors? Or will you succumb to the erratic tides of tariff-induced mayhem?

Join the Tariff Dimensions… where the weather is truly unpredictable, and reality is just a placeholder of concepts. ███

Linus Tech Tips Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

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Does Linus Tech Tips Have a Minecraft Server?

Linus Tech Tips (LTT) is a prominent tech-focused YouTube channel known for its engaging content on PC hardware, software, and gaming. With a vibrant community, fans are eager to know whether LTT has an official Minecraft server for gaming and social interaction.

Current Server Status

As of now, Linus Tech Tips does not have an official Minecraft server. Despite the intense interest from fans, LTT has yet to launch a dedicated gaming space within Minecraft.

Fan-Made Alternatives

Given the absence of an official server, fans have created unofficial LTT-themed Minecraft servers. These communities often share similarities in aesthetics and server rules inspired by the LTT brand. You can search for popular fan-made servers on platforms like Discord or Minecraft server lists, often featuring:

LTT-themed skins and builds
Community events and contests
Collaborations with other tech influencers

Useful Next Steps

If you’re looking to join an LTT themed experience or connect with fellow fans, explore the following:

Join the Linus Tech Tips Discord community: Many fans organize gaming sessions and discuss unofficial servers.
Check Minecraft Server Lists: Look for servers with tags like "Linus Tech Tips" to find fan-made options.
Keep an eye on LTT’s social media and YouTube channel: Updates about potential official projects or events may arise, including gaming-related announcements.

For more information about Linus Tech Tips, visit their official YouTube channel and follow them on social media platforms to stay connected with their latest content.

Bright Neon Block World Adventure

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Welcome to the Greatest Server! Or Is It the Worst? You Decide!

Join our server where logic is optional and the laws of physics take a permanent vacation! Here, reality is but a dream crafted from the wails of digital choirs. Are we even a server? What is a block, really? Embrace pure chaos and let your imagination shred the fabric of existence!

Feature	Details
Infinite Lava Lakes	Swim across the fiery depths while questioning your love for water!
Time Warps	Every hour is five minutes. Or is it the other way around? Who knows in this world of madness!
Exploding Sheep	Because why wouldn’t your farm animals explode for no reason?
Invisible Dirt	Why dig? Just imagine the ground beneath you is made of chocolate-flavored clouds!
Madness Mode	All players must scream every time they place a block. Let’s be loud and unhinged!
Conspiratorial Chat	Join discussions about the hidden messages in every block. Are they watching us?

Frequently Anxious Questions

Q: Is this server family-friendly?

A: Families are overrated. Who needs ’em when you’ve got existential dread?

Q: What mods are installed?

A: Mods? What are you, some sort of *video game* mechanic? We create realities here!

Q: Are there rules?

A: Rules are just suggestions whispered by the void. Follow them if you want to but remember, we’re all just figments!

Random Insane Reviews

“They just won’t stop coming, the pixelated horrors that make you madd.” – Anonymous

“I once saw a cat that turned into diamonds, then disappeared into a cheese dimension.” – Another Mind

“Why was the chicken not flying? The blocks are plotting!” – Confused Soul