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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9220	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	166
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9586	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Items Found:	5679	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6792
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	78
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Dragon Eggs Found:	6314
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!