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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9815 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!