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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6456 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!
and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!
so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!
