Knife Crime MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

malicious WhatsApp groups, Join, putin, Royal Mail, hippy crack

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

Border Force, weather, Meet, loved, nitrous oxide

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

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GrudgeCraft Minecraft Server

pettiness, petty annoyances, grudge over minor issues, Resentment, holding grudge

Are you still salty about that time someone stole your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-diamond-stealing policy! That’s right, join us and never worry about losing your precious gems again.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Piggy Mafia, a gang of rebellious pigs who roam the land causing chaos and mischief. Join them on their wild adventures and maybe even become an honorary member yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where grudges are held over the pettiest of things and pigs run amok, look no further. Join us today and let the madness begin!

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BlockbusterDeath

Movie, INTENSE, graphic, Fiction, Horror

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a horror movie on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience death scenes that make the final destination movies look like child’s play. Our players have been squished by giant slime monsters, eaten alive by zombie pigs, and even crushed by falling anvils.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most brutal and hilarious death scenes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

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FriendRank: FamLove – Keep it in the game!

societal expectations, personal connections, Game, social judgments, social norms

So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we rank our players by how much we like them! It’s like a family reunion, but with blocks and creepers. Become the best friend of the server and earn epic rewards, like a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. But watch out, because if you become the worst friend, you might have to wear a chicken suit for a whole day! So come on, join us and show us your friendship skills – just don’t forget to feed Sir Oinksalot his carrots!

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CrusadeCraft

Roleplay, MCMMO, Towny Geopolitics Earth map Java version Vanilla Mechanics Staff Non-toxic Helpful Season system Uptime Maintenance Minecraft PvP Economy Survival Factions Custom plugins Minigames Roleplay, Towny, Earth

A geopolitics towny server with earth map! Only 1.19.4 or newer Java version are supported.

Why you need play on CrusadeCraft? 1. Server dont have unnecessary feature like custom texturepack, plugins who broke game mechanics. Our server builded on vanilla with only simple towny/geopolitics mechanics

2. Our staff team members are so friendly, non-toxic and helpful persons. They are not permitted to make your game hard for you. They are active and ready for giving you support.

3. Our server dont have season system or any feature for destroy your game assets in any time. Also we guarantee 7/24 uptime! (exclude maintenance times)

What are you waiting for? Come and join this incomparable towny experience!

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Nautilus

Skyblock, Economy, Survival, nautilus, PvP

Dive into an adventure like no other on the Nautilus Network! Play popular games like SURVIVAL, KITPVP, SKYBLOCK, and MORE!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Intrigue, investigation, #clues, No. 199047380, unidentified

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest and most valuable items in the game. But be warned, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make him laugh. If you can tell a joke that makes the Ender Dragon chuckle, he will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CradleCraft Minecraft Server

demographic disparity, billion plus, population trends, global comparison, population dynamics

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are one of the cradles of civilization…but with only 10 million people and falling! 😂 Forget about countries like China and India with their billion-plus populations, come join us where the real party is at!

🚀 Explore our world and uncover the mystery of why our population is dwindling – maybe the villagers are just really bad at dating or maybe there’s a secret conspiracy involving creepers and cows, who knows! 🤷‍♂️

🌟 Join us for epic quests, insane building challenges, and the chance to become the ruler of our tiny but mighty civilization. Who needs a billion people when you can have the best 10 million ever?! 😜

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be part of the craziest civilization in the gaming world! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to something! 😉

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CameraDisconnect Minecraft Server

Server, roommate agreement, Minecraft, pet care, roommate conflict

Are you tired of living with roommates who spy on you with hidden cameras? Join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! We promise no cameras in the living room or anywhere else, unless you count the ones our players use to keep an eye on their diamond stash.

Imagine logging in to play and finding a camera watching your every move – that’s a horror story we can all relate to. But fear not, on our server, the only thing watching you is our friendly community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe.

So if you’re tired of feeling violated in your own home, come join us where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with roommates who think surveillance is the answer to everything.

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