We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
But don’t worry, we’ll make it up to you by giving you a plate of food and a heartfelt “sorry” before asking you to sleep on the couch so we can have some space. Who needs cuddles and love when you can have awkward interactions and passive-aggressive texts instead?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being treated like an afterthought while you try to show love and support in the most bizarre ways possible. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion that you won’t find anywhere else!
Embark on a journey filled with Nintendo Switch OLED battles, stuffing your face with Starburst minis, and screaming the dumbest stuff imaginable. And just like the twins, you’ll have tantrums over running out of candy and laugh at inappropriate things like pictures of the 9/11 memorial. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with annoying airpod-wearing teenagers telling you to be respectful!
So come join our server and unleash your inner mischievous 8-year-old self. Just be prepared for some heated tones, tears, and maybe even some glaring and insults thrown your way. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players using enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep (yes, you read that right). And if you die in battle, don’t worry – you’ll just respawn back in the world, ready for more chaotic fun.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our custom mini-games like “God’s Playground” where you have to navigate through a maze of giant toys while avoiding God’s temper tantrums. Trust us, it’s a challenge you won’t forget.
So come join us on our server and embrace the absurdity of it all. Who knew that dying could lead to such a hilarious adventure?
Welcome to Elderbloom! An unique adventure awaits you here on our custom terrained world paired with Pyro, Towny, Quests and alot of other fun things that makes you come back for more!
elderbloom.org
| Server IP | minecraftoffline.net |
|---|---|
| Game Version | 1.21.4 |
| Zero reset policy | Yes |
| Freedom to play | Bans aren’t issued |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor | Intel XEON E-2276G |
|---|---|
| Storage | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join by using the server IP: minecraftoffline.net in your Minecraft client.
Q: Can I play on any game version?
A: The server is currently on game version 1.21.4, so it is recommended to use the same version to ensure compatibility.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
A: The server has a zero reset policy and bans are not issued, giving players the freedom to play as they wish.
Q: What makes this server unique?
A: The server has unique gameplay features implemented through custom plugins, providing a different gaming experience.
Q: Where is the server hosted?
A: The server is hosted in Finland, making it Europe-optimized for better performance in that region.
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