Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories as we navigate the world of Minecraft with our left hands leading the way. Imagine building the craziest structures and fighting off mobs with your dominant hand – the left one!
Forget about your parents’ strict rules and societal norms – on our server, lefties rule the land! So come on over and join us for a left-handed revolution like never before. Who knew being a leftie could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!
Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.
But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.
And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server – just watch your back for those sneaky mobs!
Welcome to Knyte SMP!
My name is EggKnyte and I’ve been streaming a new SMP I just released. I was hoping to meet some new people who are looking for a server!
I do streams all the time on the server, building, roleplaying, and just messing around. We also host special events like random item skyblock generator, hunger games, lifesteal, and more!
66.118.233.224
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Towny | Make Nations and towns |
| Siege War | Take over towns / nations by declaring war |
| Brewery | Make Alcohol and etc. |
| Doors | Plugin for remotely opening doors |
| Space | Make rockets, Space suits, etc. |
Join Planets at War for a diverse experience in the towny Community. Discord link
You can also support us if you like what we do.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join by entering the server IP in Minecraft multiplayer. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to our Discord or server website for the rules. |
| Can I create my own town or nation? | Yes, you can create your own town or nation using the Towny feature. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed during Wars or designated PvP zones. |
Join us for epic battles against flying llamas armed with laser beams, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored slime blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Nijifags, a rare species of pixelated unicorns that grant wishes to those who can catch them. So come on down and apologize to the Nijifags for all your past transgressions, and maybe they’ll forgive you and bestow upon you their magical powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!
But that’s not all – we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who tell the best jokes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fireproof minecarts!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the time of your blocky life. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into!
Are you tired of boring servers where people don’t fight over naming their children after each other? Look no further! On our server, you can witness epic battles between siblings over who gets to name their baby after their deceased mother. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!
Join us and witness the chaos unfold as one player tries to monopolize a name and another player insists on naming their child the same thing. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of baby names? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs diamonds and creepers when you can have family drama and baby name disputes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, only on our server (name withheld for legal reasons)!
We promise you won’t get yelled at by your mom for playing on our server, but you might get yelled at by other players for stealing their diamonds. So come join us for a chaotic adventure filled with questionable decisions and unexpected twists!
Picture this: You’re in the middle of a virtual battle with a group of creepers when suddenly, your boss pops up on your screen during a Zoom call. But instead of getting mad, he joins in on the fun and starts building a fortress with you! Who knew your boss had such mad Minecraft skills?
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, magical potions that give you superpowers, and even a hidden portal that transports you to a land filled with dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this on a Zoom call before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring Zoom calls forever. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building pixelated masterpieces or become the ultimate llama dancer. The possibilities are endless!
we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic builds u have ever seen. like, one time, this player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled dungeon and ended with a massive water slide. it was so lit, bro.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground city that some players discovered? yeah, apparently there’s a whole civilization down there with their own economy and everything. it’s like a whole new world, man.
and the best part? we have the most hilarious and friendly community ever. like, seriously, these guys are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other. it’s a non-stop party, i tell ya.
so, if u wanna escape the drama of the real world and just have a blast in minecraft, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who doesn’t love free cake, right?