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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7806 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a house out of giant cupcakes and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns. We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even the Knesset passed a law mandating five years in jail for anyone who denies the epicness of our October 7 massacre event. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!
So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!