Kneeling MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EagleKneelExitLOL

sports fans, sporting event, kneeling, Behavior, celebration

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where leaving a party early won’t get you in trouble with your wife! Join us and experience the thrill of leaving a Super Bowl party before the game is even over – because who needs to watch all that post-game stuff anyway? Our server is perfect for sports fans who understand the importance of getting home at a reasonable hour on a work night. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting to leave early – unlike some people we know. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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The Anonymous SMP – No. 103205664

fetish, Vulnerability, smp, Trust, humility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up!).

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to conquer the land and turn it into a giant chicken coop. Will you join their feathered ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the server admins and take control of the server for themselves. Will you join their rebellion or help the admins maintain order?

So come on, kneel before the madness and join our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, prostration, religious practice, SUPPLICATION, religious ritual

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

trumpbros, civil rights, peaceful protest, American values, Politics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

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FootFetishFrenzyMC SMP2020

2020s, fetishist, unique fetish, SMP2020, foot fetish

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never kneel unless you want to awaken the ancient ayyy lmao fetish that will surely make your Minecraft experience out of this world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embrace the chaos – just remember, no kneeling allowed!

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SimpleASCraft SMP

kneeling, Simple, Admiration, recognition, SimpleASCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust out their best moves.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles for diamond loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players ride on the backs of speedy chickens in a race to the finish line.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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AnonCraft Server 80352931

freedom of speech, solidarity, peaceful protest, social justice, equality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server. That’s right, llamas! They have their own llama king and llama queen who rule with an iron hoof. If you want to be a part of their llama army, you better start mining for llama wool and carrots ASAP.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that no one has ever been able to find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the one to finally uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bow down to the llama king and watch out for those killer chickens!

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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

digital identity, web forum, social media, digital communication, Party

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they can do a killer dance routine that will blow your mind.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with skeletons, villagers, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their moves.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server is home to a rare breed of fire-breathing dragons that you can tame and ride into battle. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for the ride.

4. Looking for treasure? Our server is filled with hidden loot chests that are guarded by mischievous leprechauns. If you can outsmart them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pot of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get ready to LOL!

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Blocky Ballers Minecraft Server

kneeled, soccer techniques, Minecraft, soccer coach, soccer practice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to kneel before your fellow players as a sign of respect! That’s right, we’ve created a whole new social hierarchy based on who can kneel the best. Join now and show off your epic kneeling skills to become the ultimate ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just find the hidden dance floor in the Nether and show off your best moves to gain access to exclusive rewards and privileges!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge”? Test your skills by jumping from one lava pit to another without burning to a crisp. It’s like the floor is lava, but on steroids! Trust us, it’s a real knee-slapper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your kneepads and dancing shoes – you’re gonna need ’em!

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Pole Land LOLz

disrespectful language, showing mouth, controversial statement, offensive, offensive behavior

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

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