Kneel MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PokeGoddesses MC Server

Gaming, quiz, kneel, interactive quiz, power

Are you ready to bow down to the ultimate Minecraft Goddess? Join our server and take the quiz to see which divine being you will serve! Will you be blessed by the Goddess of Diamonds, or will you be cursed by the Goddess of Creepers?

Our server is a mystical realm where players must kneel, worship, and obey their chosen Goddess. Build temples in their honor, offer sacrifices of rare items, and compete in epic battles to prove your loyalty.

But beware, for the Goddesses are not to be trifled with. Fail to please them, and you may find yourself struck down by lightning or plagued by a horde of zombie pigmen. Only the most devout followers will earn their favor and unlock the secrets of their power.

So come join us on our server and prepare to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Kneel. Worship. Obey. And may the blessings of the Minecraft Goddesses be ever in your favor!

AnonCraft Server 80352931

Server, demonstration, protest, peaceful protest, protest sign

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server. That’s right, llamas! They have their own llama king and llama queen who rule with an iron hoof. If you want to be a part of their llama army, you better start mining for llama wool and carrots ASAP.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that no one has ever been able to find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the one to finally uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bow down to the llama king and watch out for those killer chickens!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, kneel, online platform, web forum, online discussion

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they can do a killer dance routine that will blow your mind.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with skeletons, villagers, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their moves.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server is home to a rare breed of fire-breathing dragons that you can tame and ride into battle. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for the ride.

4. Looking for treasure? Our server is filled with hidden loot chests that are guarded by mischievous leprechauns. If you can outsmart them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pot of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get ready to LOL!

DerpCraft: Where the based meet the absurd in Minecraft madness!

clean, kneel, Bitch, submissive, congratulations

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where players bow down to Roxanne like she’s the queen of the server (which she totally is, by the way).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated match and suddenly Meiko comes out of nowhere to congratulate you like a total submissive. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy Japanese drama, but in Minecraft form.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next player to rule over all with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer). Let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s LOLz Server

puzzling, lolz, Enigma, Server, Crafty

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have the courage to face the dreaded Chicken Army. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and kneel before the mighty llama overlords!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

video games, control, ban online games, always online, legislation

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Settra’s Sassy MC Server: Where Insolence is Not Amused!

Ruler, insolence, Sassy, power, SETTRA

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because SETTRA is here to shake things up! SETTRA demands submission and tributes, so get ready to bow down to the almighty ruler of this server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on SETTRA’s server. Rumor has it that if you can make SETTRA laugh, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. So get your best jokes ready because SETTRA is a tough crowd to please.

Join now and witness the chaos and hilarity that ensues when you mix Minecraft with an all-powerful ruler who just wants to be entertained. Kneel now or face the wrath of SETTRA!

ProstoCraft Mauser Zone

Online Community, Sandbox, player interaction, Gaming, Adventure

ProstoCraft Server

Just a chill server! Hang out with your pals, play different modes together. The Mauser always makes sure the server is top-notch for you to enjoy your game.

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