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KneeElbowsCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

CraftyAsianLove

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can lose your virginity to a cute Asian woman! That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting zombies, our server offers a whole new level of excitement. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, romance, and maybe even a little bit of blocky passion. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crops Grown:	9682	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

PixelPants

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	1781	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!

LOLcraft: ‘EVERY TIME’ – Where every block break leads to a surprise!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro! >We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life! >Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game. >Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long? >Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

The SMP SMP

Chestshops, Crates, Custom, Custom Armor, Custom Items, Customarmor, Customitems, Daily Rewards, Economy, Giveaway, Giveaways, Ranks, Small, Smallsmp, smp, Survival, version 1.20.4

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension Hops:	2

RANKS | ECONOMY | GIVEAWAYS | CHESTSHOPS | CUSTOM ITEMSVersion 1.20.4We have custom armor!!!!!!!!!!!We have daily rewards!!!!!!!!!!!!We do giveaways!!!!!!!!!!!

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Prismarine Nations: Where you can fight, craft, and pretend you’re a medieval chef!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Prismarine Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server
Features	Limited admin intervention, lag-free server, fair staff decisions, player feedback-driven worldbuilding experience
Plugins	Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap
Launch	Tomorrow! Join us on Discord to be a part of the journey

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server type?

The server is a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server, allowing players almost total freedom to create their own stories in the world.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server promises limited admin intervention, a lag-free experience, fair staff decisions, and a focus on player feedback to create the best worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.

3. What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses Towny, Mcmmo (with combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap for worldbuilding and quality of life improvements.

4. When is the server launching?

The server is opening tomorrow, so join us on Discord to be part of the worldbuilding journey from the beginning!

5. Where can I find the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

Crafty Chonk

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Fatty Danielle has been exposed! That’s right, we’ve got all the juicy gossip and drama you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

COBBLEMON: Minecraft’s 1.5 Modded Madness!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Votes:	9251	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon 1.5
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only a day old.
What version is the Cobblemon?	The server is running Cobblemon 1.5 version.
Are there any planned tournaments?	Yes, tournaments are planned but require more members to participate.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided Discord link above to join the server.
Who can I contact for more information?	You can contact Migueiito26 on Discord for any inquiries.

Crafty Curry Clan

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s biggest question – Do Indians really? We have a secret quest line where you have to hunt down the elusive Indian villagers who hold the key to this mysterious question. But be warned, they are sneaky and will do anything to keep their secrets safe!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special feature where every full moon, the cows on our server turn into dancing disco cows! Join us for the ultimate boogie night and watch those cows bust a move like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even learn some new dance moves from them!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth about Indians and have a blast with our dancing disco cows along the way!