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JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4316	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Votes:	3789	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3958
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

The Grand Historians Records

AGES, anti p2w, Commerce, continent of Aqias, Custom Map, Economy, Epic battles, Factions, Geopolitical roleplay, historical structures, history writing, Land claiming, lore writing, minecraft server, Nation building, No Lag, no paid ranks, Roleplay, Ryzen 9 7950x, server hosting, server updates, Survival, Towny, Trade, world-building

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	312
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias (100% handmade custom world-painter map) In the server, you can: – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries We also have ages, which are basically content updates for the server, when we would change what could be sold in the shop, add new areas to the map, and install new plugins. We are staunchly anti P2W, so there will be no paid ranks and crates. Our server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. Join today to write yourself into the colourful tapestry of our server’s history.

thegrandhistorian.xyz

The Imperial SMP – Bland Vanilla with a Side of Mild Chaos! No PVP or Mods, just pure boredom

better combat, bland, Boredom, Chaos, Create, Curseforge, Custom, Discord, Forge, Imperial, Mild, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Pure, PvE, PvP, RAM, Side, Smoothly, smp, spartan weapons, Updating, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ores Mined:	7803
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	v1.20.1 Forge Custom modpack
Mods	120
Discord	https://discord.gg/VyataD2cXQ
Gameplay	PvP/PvE
Features	Better Combat, Create, and spartan weapons + more!
Recommended RAM	1.5GB minimum, 2.5+GB recommended

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: The server IP can be found in the Discord server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added?

A: Yes! We will keep updating the modpack by player request.

Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?

A: The server features PvP and PvE elements with additional combat mods.

CraftyFateMC Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, NA General, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where Arctic Summer has taken over! Penguins are surfing on ice blocks, polar bears are sunbathing, and the sun never sets! It’s a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got summoning events that will blow your mind! Want to summon a mythical creature like Ibuki Douji or Lady Avalon? Well, you’re in luck because they’re waiting for you to call them to your side on our server!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a Coin Calculator that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire, a Damage Calculator to help you strategize like a pro, and a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will have you planning your next move like a master tactician!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic like you’ve never seen before! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the moonwalk! The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the fun begin!

ErgoCraft Minecraft Server

ErgoCraft, ergonomic accessories, ergonomic benefits, ergonomic chair, ergonomic design, ergonomic desk, ergonomic equipment, ergonomic evaluation, ergonomic furniture, ergonomic improvements, ergonomic keyboard, ergonomic mouse, ergonomic posture, ergonomic practices, ergonomic solutions, ergonomic tips, ergonomic work environment, Ergonomics, floor pill, Minecraft, office ergonomics, Server, workplace health

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Votes:	1306	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the floor is not just lava, it’s a pill! That’s right, we’ve replaced all the floors with giant pills that you can jump on and bounce around like a maniac. But be careful, if you stay on the pill for too long, you might start hallucinating and seeing creepers dancing the cha-cha!

Join us for the ultimate pill-popping adventure and see if you can survive the crazy world of our server. We’ve got custom mobs like flying pigs and exploding chickens, and our staff members are all trained in CPR just in case you laugh so hard you forget to breathe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the floor pill madness. Just remember, once you take the floor pill, there’s no turning back!

CraftyWeddingBells

Airbnb, bachelor party, Backstabbing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWeddingBells, friendship, groomsmen, group dynamics, high school, long-time friends, loyalty, middle school, misunderstanding, mutual friends, price dispute, reception, social events, university friends, Wedding, wedding events

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and cold shoulders – just like this groom did to his so-called friend!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist, like when the groom doubled the price of the bachelor party just because a few people couldn’t make it. And don’t worry, we’ll make sure to leave you out of all the fun conversations, just like the groomsmen did to their former friend.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations about whether or not the groom is profiting off of you – because who needs trust and communication when you can have suspicion and drama instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

BlockBlazedCraft

Alone Time, art, BlockBlazedCraft, Cannabis, Chill, creativity, deep thoughts, Food, Friends, HIGH, Laughter, Marijuana, meditation, movies, Music, Nature, Relaxation, self reflection, SNACKS, Stoned, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a giant statue of a flaming hot Cheeto or create a roller coaster that only goes in reverse! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are passing around the blaze rods. Plus, we have a secret underground mushroom kingdom where you can hang out with the fungi and have deep conversations about the meaning of life. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some serious good vibes on our server!

CraftyBibiVsTrump

Benjamin Netanyahu, CraftyBibiVsTrump, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, former president, international relations, Israel, Israel-US relations, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, Politico, Politics, Reports, Request, summit, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u can build the most insane structures and mine for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. plus, there’s this legend that if u find the secret hidden portal, u get transported to a land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke, bro.

oh, and get this, there’s this crazy rumor that if u defeat the Ender Dragon, u unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. imagine creepers doing the cha-cha, it’s wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of the server is actually a wizard in disguise. he can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn your pet wolf into a unicorn. it’s like living in a fantasy world, but, like, for real.

so, what are u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and let the adventures begin. who knows what kind of madness u’ll encounter. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

LinkedinStalker69

career development, digital boundaries, digital communication, LinkedIn, LinkedinStalker69, Notifications, online activity, online behavior, online etiquette, online interactions, online presence, privacy, professional networking, professional relationships, profile views, social etiquette, social media, social norms, social platforms, social-networking, STALKING

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where you can, like, stalk people’s profiles and they wouldn’t even know it! It’s like being a secret agent but in Minecraft! You can watch them build stuff and mine diamonds without them even knowing you’re there. It’s like LinkedIn but for Minecraft! Join now for the ultimate spy experience and creep on people in a totally not creepy way. It’s like being a ninja but in block form. So come on, join us and become the ultimate Minecraft stalker!

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, Vanilla, width

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

c92x.vanilla-box.ru

Spicy Apples Network

armor, Custom, KitPvP, Minecraft, mobs, Parkour, Spicy Apples Network, Survival, Vanillaplus, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	7250
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to the Spicy Apples Network

Survival+ our own custom version of Minecraft survival custom built with mobs,weapons, armor, and more

Ontop of this there is tons more planned for the future including but not limited to:

KitPVP

Parkour

and more!!!!

play.spicyapples.net