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CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Votes:	4296	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6857
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3064
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	166
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4764	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6718	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!