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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7363 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 3364 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.
But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?