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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5310 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 |
Potions Brewed: | 193 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!