🔥KMJS 2023 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9592	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors 2, doors floor 2, doors roblox, floor 2, funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew live now, krew plays, krew roblox doors, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox door, roblox doors, roblox doors 100, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox doors funneh, roblox doors funny, roblox doors funny moments, roblox doors itsfunneh, roblox doors krew, roblox doors secret, Server, the backdoor

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Votes:	8092	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Animals Bred:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

ItsFunneh is the online pseudonym of Canadian YouTuber Kat, who is known for her family-friendly gaming content on YouTube. She creates videos of herself and her siblings playing popular games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. With over 10 million subscribers, ItsFunneh has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for her humor and positive attitude.

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

comparison, CraftySlavs, Cultural differences, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic composition, ethnicity, European countries, Minecraft, national identity, population demographics, race relations, racial demographics, racial makeup, racial stereotypes, regional differences, russia, Server, skin color, Slavic countries, societal perceptions, Ukraine, white population

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Potions Brewed:	152	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!

We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ItsIverCraft SMP: Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, it’s over, ItsIverCraft, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	143	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9100	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow sheep!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses. Our community is full of wacky characters, like Steve the llama who can breakdance like nobody’s business, and Gerald the Enderman who is convinced he’s a stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Slurp who will follow you around and serenade you with slimey love songs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. It’s iver, baby!

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

ForgetMeNotCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, Empathy, Food, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgetting, Frustration, inconsiderate, Marriage, neglect, passive aggressive, relationship, Resentment, Selfishness, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	158
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being forgotten when it comes to coffee and food? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out again.

Our server is perfect for those who want to get back at their forgetful partners in a fun and virtual way. Build a coffee shop and only serve yourself, or create a food truck that only caters to your own cravings.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that understands the importance of always considering others. Who needs a forgetful partner when you have a whole server of players who will never leave you out? Join now and let the fun begin!

NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, difficulty finding a partner, disadvantages of being single, emotional stability, fear of being alone, financial burden, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, Social Connections, social stigma, societal pressure

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

Coalition, Democracy, Diversity, election win, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightFirewallMC, Firewall, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, Politics, progressive, Protection, Scholz, SECURITY, social justice, Unity, urges

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9395	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Star Shards Collected:	252
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

ScreamCraft FunLand

Adrenaline Rush, amusement parks, childhood memories, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, family fun, family time, fun times, FUNLAND, good thing, happy moments, joy, Kids, Laughter, outdoor activities, RIDES, roller coasters, ScreamCraft, screaming, theme parks, Thrill, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Zombie Dances:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

yOu know what else is a good thing? Joining our minecraft server, where screaming is ENCOURAGED! we have rollercoasters that go so fast you’ll puke diamonds, and a haunted house where the ghosts are actually players who forgot to log out. Plus, our staff are all trained clowns who will entertain you with juggling while you mine for diamonds. So come join us, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the laughter coming from our discord chat.